Phillies Posted October 26, 2017 Share Posted October 26, 2017 Here is the resume: 5 inch penis (currently floating in fuggz turtle tank as fecal matter) Live in moms basement. $40 dollar weekly allowance though. I have a waifu with a penis. I like anime. fuggz cums over sometimes <3 P.S. I like to eat the box for hours at a time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted October 26, 2017 Share Posted October 26, 2017 Unevenedge bachelor of the year candidate for sure :robot) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted October 26, 2017 Author Share Posted October 26, 2017 Unevenedge bachelor of the year candidate for sure :robot) I'm too sexy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarPanda Posted October 26, 2017 Share Posted October 26, 2017 Still better then zenni somehow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distortedreasoning Posted October 26, 2017 Share Posted October 26, 2017 you making it hard for all the guys here to compete. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggnificent Posted October 26, 2017 Share Posted October 26, 2017 bitches, if u answer this thread imma cut you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ric Posted October 26, 2017 Share Posted October 26, 2017 Only ladies? </3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted October 26, 2017 Author Share Posted October 26, 2017 bitches, if u answer this thread imma cut you! fuggz I wanna get you a white girl to play with <3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nameraka Posted October 26, 2017 Share Posted October 26, 2017 i'm not a lady but i want to go on record saying that if i was, i would totally have boobs. and that would be great. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted October 26, 2017 Author Share Posted October 26, 2017 Only ladies? </3 Anything goes these days I suppose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ric Posted October 26, 2017 Share Posted October 26, 2017 Anything goes these days I suppose. Well then, bend over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted October 26, 2017 Author Share Posted October 26, 2017 Well then, bend over. fuggz is going to turn your lwc into turtle chow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggnificent Posted October 26, 2017 Share Posted October 26, 2017 Well then, bend over. you think im playing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nameraka Posted October 26, 2017 Share Posted October 26, 2017 you think im playing? Pretty... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ric Posted October 26, 2017 Share Posted October 26, 2017 Pretty... Oh wow fuggs bringing toys to the party! :painfap: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Hornshire Posted October 26, 2017 Share Posted October 26, 2017 Our second inclination would be "No." Our first inclination was actually not to comment at all, but We're a sucker for contrarian responses to empty threats of intimate violence. Beyond that, We could be wooed. Inheritance details would go a long way in this regard. That aside, the only thing you've offered We find appealing is waifu. Which, full disclosure, We'd really rather just have, no strings attached. Package deals, especially inaptly named ones, are not a strong seller in Our book. But then again, neither is taking away the one and only thing a person has going for them. So basically, Our point is that one's first instinct is generally correct. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1938 Packard Posted October 26, 2017 Share Posted October 26, 2017 Here is the resume: 5 inch penis (currently floating in fuggz turtle tank as fecal matter) Live in moms basement. $40 dollar weekly allowance though. I have a waifu with a penis. I like anime. fuggz cums over sometimes <3 P.S. I like to eat the box for hours at a time Reminds me of the spoof resume I posted about a week ago. Except, yours doesn't include the parole board. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted October 26, 2017 Author Share Posted October 26, 2017 Our second inclination would be "No." Our first inclination was actually not to comment at all, but We're a sucker for contrarian responses to empty threats of intimate violence. Beyond that, We could be wooed. Inheritance details would go a long way in this regard. That aside, the only thing you've offered We find appealing is waifu. Which, full disclosure, We'd really rather just have, no strings attached. Package deals, especially inaptly named ones, are not a strong seller in Our book. But then again, neither is taking away the one and only thing a person has going for them. So basically, Our point is that one's first instinct is generally correct. lol hornshire Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted October 26, 2017 Author Share Posted October 26, 2017 Reminds me of the spoof resume I posted about a week ago. Except, yours doesn't include the parole board. I was on probation a while back. S: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted October 26, 2017 Share Posted October 26, 2017 I'm no lady, but... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted October 26, 2017 Share Posted October 26, 2017 it's ok, no one wants me either Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mthor Posted October 26, 2017 Share Posted October 26, 2017 Not unless you can put up with Bingo Thursday nights, lots of fiber, and streaming Lawrence Welk 24/7. And you'd have to stay out of the Geritol. On the plus side, I get senior citizen discounts at Friendly's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted October 26, 2017 Share Posted October 26, 2017 Not unless you can put up with Bingo Thursday nights, lots of fiber, and streaming Lawrence Welk 24/7. And you'd have to stay out of the Geritol. On the plus side, I get senior citizen discounts at Friendly's. Lawrence Welk? what are you, 90? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mthor Posted October 26, 2017 Share Posted October 26, 2017 Lawrence Welk? what are you, 90? Hey, don't knock it til you've tried it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted October 26, 2017 Author Share Posted October 26, 2017 Not unless you can put up with Bingo Thursday nights, lots of fiber, and streaming Lawrence Welk 24/7. And you'd have to stay out of the Geritol. On the plus side, I get senior citizen discounts at Friendly's. Geritol? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted October 26, 2017 Share Posted October 26, 2017 Hey, don't knock it til you've tried it. i've seen that and the thought of Dick Dale singing One Toke Over the Line gives me hives Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted October 26, 2017 Share Posted October 26, 2017 wait that's not the same Dick Dale? I'VE BEEN LIED TO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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