what do i talk to this person on tinder about

[StarPanda]

Hey now save it for your tinder date

[Naraku4656]

she ain't responding, so it's just you bebeh

[StarPanda]

I'll make her respond babeh

[Naraku4656]

then do it

[StarPanda]

I'm gonna do it all night long

[Cau]

Get a room, you three.

[Naraku4656]

:fap: :fap: :fap:

[StarPanda]

All three fapping in the same room

[Cau]

Yucky.

[Naraku4656]

still hasn't responded. RIP me.

[StarPanda]

Yeah tinder were chicks are like that

Next time go with wanna fuck

[Naraku4656]

i have no luck with doing this kind of stuff. never have.

[StarPanda]

Are you swiping right on everything or just the cute ones

[Naraku4656]

Are you swiping right on everything or just the cute ones

everything except the single mothers...and the people who are massively overweight...and the obvious bots

[Naraku4656]

maybe stop being a weeb

maybe you should stop sucking dicks

[StarPanda]

everything except the single mothers...and the people who are massively overweight...and the obvious bots

Ok you know sometimes single  moms need love test the waters lol

[Naraku4656]

Ok you know sometimes single  moms need love test the waters lol

uhh no. i'm not that desperate

[Mix]

Ok you know sometimes single  moms need love test the waters lol

 

[NaBarney]

do i need to add you to the list of dudes here who will not hesitate to accurately point out that the only thing I want to do with women is talk to them

 

Sure, that sounds accurate

[André Toulon]

wait. you did tinder? aw nah

 

No, I meant sat awkwardly on a couch across from a girl who was there waiting for me to make a move and I chickened out.....Well, I was actually more oblivious to the atmosphere, but that also could be that I was convincing myself that she was here for that, so I should just stay over here..........I mean, I was 15, but it still happened.

[Guest The Hound]

Ok, this is a step in the right direction, but you're still missing the point........Tell her you want to eat HER sushi......And that will get this thing off the ground

seriously

 

 

[1938 Packard]

fucking.....Tinder ain't about a lot of talk, just ask to fuck

Keep starting up the battering ram for more runs through the septic tank.  You can come to Atlantic City later and take advantage of the Rescue Mission and the free aids clinic.

[André Toulon]

Keep starting up the battering ram for more runs through the septic tank.  You can come to Atlantic City later and take advantage of the Rescue Mission and the free aids clinic.

 

Wow, did you just refer to women's sex organs as septic tanks?

 

I mean I don't even have a vagina and I'm offended.

[stilgar]

Talk to them about the various ways there are to start a fire.

[stilgar]

Wow, did you just refer to women's sex organs as septic tanks?

 

I mean I don't even have a vagina and I'm offended.

 

This must be why he was to scared to have sex.

[mochi]

going to have to ask for help here because i lose interest in people too quickly and run out of things to talk about

if you want serious advice, just try to make her think you're worth more then one date, don't do that thing you're always doing where you go into all your dates with a bleak outlook and an expectation that your date is gonna hate you

 

cause if you think that they will too and you'll be alone forever

[Mix]

Naraku4656[/member] this is the best example of how you should interact on tinder that I can find....

 

[nameraka]

your dick

 

i hear it helps if you have pics too

[Naraku4656]

it's ok they stopped talking to me

[discolé monade]

it's ok they stopped talking to me

 

i'm just having a hard time believing you need something as desperate as tinder.

 

seriously.

[Naraku4656]

i'm just having a hard time believing you need something as desperate as tinder.

 

seriously.

believe it or not, yes. and it doesn't work