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hot bed sex sounds like you're trying to fuck your mattress. and hey maybe you are, i don't judge

 

He is the evolved form of Phillies....

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or is phillies the evolved form of him?

 

I dunno

Phillies is unemployed and fucks pillows while Zeni has some kind of job and fucks mattresses....

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stilgar can barely lift his foot off the ground, how the fuck would he kick zeni in the head?

 

He's going to ask the home health aide to elevate his leg and not clean up the floor trash and debris this time in the hope that zeni comes over as his first non-medical/disability-related visitor in decades and trips on it

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lol, an ass kicking

 

 

damn I wish I could quit you

 

Now I wanna play brokeback mountain with you.  I'm the top, no switchsies, CALLED IT!

 

Don't break his hips you sly nympho ;)

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