1938 Packard Posted August 5, 2017 Share Posted August 5, 2017 Just looking for some drawer handles. See the illustration, compared to the item description. What is this guy selling? http://www.ebay.com/itm/162284077420?ul_noapp=true Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted August 5, 2017 Share Posted August 5, 2017 Just get a regular butt plug, God. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1938 Packard Posted August 5, 2017 Author Share Posted August 5, 2017 Just get a regular butt plug, God. For your big, fat information, I'm restoring an old piece of furniture that needs new knobs to go on the drawers. They are not "butt plugs", nor do they have any known practical applications as such. The fact that you and others in this forum are perpetually trying to turn every possible subject into something sex related does little more than exhibit your hopeless, juvenile obsession with sex, which happens to be a very serious psychiatric disorder. Get help before you hurt somebody. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naraku360 Posted August 5, 2017 Share Posted August 5, 2017 For your big, fat information, I'm restoring an old piece of furniture that needs new knobs to go on the drawers. They are not "butt plugs", nor do they have any known practical applications as such. The fact that you and others in this forum are perpetually trying to turn every possible subject into something sex related does little more than exhibit your hopeless, juvenile obsession with sex, which happens to be a very serious psychiatric disorder. Get help before you hurt somebody. lol Danny is rather defensive about his choice butt plugs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted August 5, 2017 Share Posted August 5, 2017 Oh, I probably need psychiatric help, but it's not because I tell juvenile sex jokes on a cartoon forum. You are clearly, what we juveniles call, butthurt. May I suggest a little more lube and a little less rigor on your butt plug thrusts? Someone your age is bound to experience incontinence if caution is not exercised. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ric Posted August 5, 2017 Share Posted August 5, 2017 For your big, fat information, I'm restoring an old piece of furniture that needs new knobs to go on the drawers. They are not "butt plugs", nor do they have any known practical applications as such. The fact that you and others in this forum are perpetually trying to turn every possible subject into something sex related does little more than exhibit your hopeless, juvenile obsession with sex, which happens to be a very serious psychiatric disorder. Get help before you hurt somebody. No need to get all embarrassed and make crazy stories up about restoring furniture. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1938 Packard Posted August 5, 2017 Author Share Posted August 5, 2017 No need to get all embarrassed and make crazy stories up about restoring furniture. You merely assume that it's made up. You're acting like nobody buys used furniture. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted August 5, 2017 Share Posted August 5, 2017 Oh, I probably need psychiatric help, but it's not because I tell juvenile sex jokes on a cartoon forum. You are clearly, what we juveniles call, butthurt. May I suggest a little more lube and a little less rigor on your butt plug thrusts? Someone your age is bound to experience incontinence if caution is not exercised. Butthurt, he's full on prolapsed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted August 5, 2017 Share Posted August 5, 2017 Butthurt, he's full on prolapsed Oh right, I forgot that he already has to wear Depends. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ric Posted August 5, 2017 Share Posted August 5, 2017 You're acting like nobody buys used furniture. I'm not acting like that at all. Plenty of people buy furniture, you shove door knobs up your ass. :painfap: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1938 Packard Posted August 5, 2017 Author Share Posted August 5, 2017 No need to get all embarrassed and make crazy stories up about restoring furniture. Your avatar looks like Mindy McConald. Nanu Nanu. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naraku360 Posted August 5, 2017 Share Posted August 5, 2017 Butthurt, he's full on prolapsed That's what happens when you use oddly shaped butt plugs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naraku360 Posted August 5, 2017 Share Posted August 5, 2017 Your avatar looks like Mindy McConald. Nanu Nanu. Your avatar looks like the number of operational brain cells you have. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ric Posted August 5, 2017 Share Posted August 5, 2017 Your avatar looks like Mindy McConald. Nanu Nanu. I have no idea who that is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted August 5, 2017 Share Posted August 5, 2017 i don't see anything wrong with the description... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hornshire Posted August 5, 2017 Share Posted August 5, 2017 Exactly what they say, presumably. Which is exactly what is pictured. Literate much? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mochi Posted August 5, 2017 Share Posted August 5, 2017 supposedly someone was once selling a corn-cob shaped dildo made out of Jasper on ebay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1938 Packard Posted August 5, 2017 Author Share Posted August 5, 2017 Exactly what they say, presumably. Which is exactly what is pictured. Literate much? Wrong url. I just had to change it. The item description does not match the item shown. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted August 5, 2017 Share Posted August 5, 2017 Wrong url. I just had to change it. The item description does not match the item shown. You're a complete fuck up, constantly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted August 5, 2017 Share Posted August 5, 2017 I don't know what you're talking about. Are you saying the measurements are wrong? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1938 Packard Posted August 5, 2017 Author Share Posted August 5, 2017 I don't know what you're talking about. Are you saying the measurements are wrong? No, I'm saying the entire description has nothing to do with the product illustrated. Look at the revised url in the op. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted August 5, 2017 Share Posted August 5, 2017 No, I'm saying the entire description has nothing to do with the product illustrated. Look at the revised url in the op. I never saw anything other than the edit. I see a bunch of crystal door knobs S: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1938 Packard Posted August 5, 2017 Author Share Posted August 5, 2017 I never saw anything other than the edit. I see a bunch of crystal door knobs S: You're probably not looking at the revised link in the op. Check it now and you'll see what I mean... or just follow here if you'd rather not scroll up. http://www.ebay.com/itm/162284077420?ul_noapp=true Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted August 5, 2017 Share Posted August 5, 2017 You're probably not looking at the revised link in the op. Check it now and you'll see what I mean... or just follow here if you'd rather not scroll up. http://www.ebay.com/itm/162284077420?ul_noapp=true THanks but it's the same. Crystal diamond shaped knobs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1938 Packard Posted August 5, 2017 Author Share Posted August 5, 2017 THanks but it's the same. Crystal diamond shaped knobs. And...I'm now quoting the item description, verbatum: "Features: 100% brand new and high quality. Quiet treatment and high efficiency. Suitable for all ages, very universal. Compact and portable, easy to carry and use for travel. Can use ordinary tap or distilled water with your physician prescribed medication to create an effective high frequency mist. Specifications: Ultrasonic frequency: 2.4Mhz Size of Atomized Particle: 0." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted August 5, 2017 Share Posted August 5, 2017 And...I'm now quoting the item description, verbatum: "Features: 100% brand new and high quality. Quiet treatment and high efficiency. Suitable for all ages, very universal. Compact and portable, easy to carry and use for travel. Can use ordinary tap or distilled water with your physician prescribed medication to create an effective high frequency mist. Specifications: Ultrasonic frequency: 2.4Mhz Size of Atomized Particle: 0." THE description says 20 30mm crystal diamond shaped knobs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted August 5, 2017 Share Posted August 5, 2017 You're a fuckin banana :catlol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1938 Packard Posted August 5, 2017 Author Share Posted August 5, 2017 THE description says 20 30mm crystal diamond shaped knobs Did you scroll down to the actual description or did you just glance at the header? They are not the same thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted August 5, 2017 Share Posted August 5, 2017 Did you scroll down to the actual description or did you just glance at the header? They are not the same thing. nope not seeing it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ric Posted August 6, 2017 Share Posted August 6, 2017 00% Brand New. Color: Clear Material: Clear Cut Crystal Finish: Shiny Polished Chrome Product Properties: Type:Furniture Handle & Knob Style:Modern Quantity: 10pcs Diameter:30mm Height:30mm Applied: Cabinet Drawer Ideal for installed on Door, cabinet, wardrobe. Made of zinc and crystal, pretty artistic and durable. Note: Due to the difference between different monitors, the picture may not reflect the actual color of the item. We guarantee the style is the same as shown in the pictures. Thank you for your understanding Package Content: 20 x Knob 20 x Screw (25mm) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ric Posted August 6, 2017 Share Posted August 6, 2017 There's the description, don't know Packard is getting this other shit from. Delusions from shoving door knobs too far up his ass? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1938 Packard Posted August 6, 2017 Author Share Posted August 6, 2017 00% Brand New. Color: Clear Material: Clear Cut Crystal Finish: Shiny Polished Chrome Product Properties: Type:Furniture Handle & Knob Style:Modern Quantity: 10pcs Diameter:30mm Height:30mm Applied: Cabinet Drawer Ideal for installed on Door, cabinet, wardrobe. Made of zinc and crystal, pretty artistic and durable. Note: Due to the difference between different monitors, the picture may not reflect the actual color of the item. We guarantee the style is the same as shown in the pictures. Thank you for your understanding Package Content: 20 x Knob 20 x Screw (25mm) I didn't say product properties. I said, item description. You have to scroll down to that part. This url: http://www.ebay.com/itm/162284077420?ul_noapp=true Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hornshire Posted August 6, 2017 Share Posted August 6, 2017 Second verse, same as the first. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted August 6, 2017 Share Posted August 6, 2017 You sure that's tobacco you're smoking Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginguy Posted August 6, 2017 Share Posted August 6, 2017 Why did Packard make a thread about buying butt plugs from a Kentucky warehouse on eBay? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naraku360 Posted August 6, 2017 Share Posted August 6, 2017 Why did Packard make a thread about buying butt plugs from a Kentucky warehouse on eBay? He thought we wanted to know about his flabby butthole and how it got that way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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