I've noticed a trend where the escape velocity of religious people getting in trouble is very high.
Like, they can't just get in regular, cops and a night of jail trouble. It has to be some awful shit going on there.
If you've ever had the P'zone, just imagine it smaller, square, and tasting exactly like a Cheez-it, but with cheese stuffed inside it. I don't actually know why they called it a "pizza."