Seight

They sent a letter back that said "sir this is a design contest"

An incomplete list of games that obviously hate the player playing it: Any old 80s-90s adventure or RPG game Shadow of the Colossus Dark Souls series MLB The Show 19 if you want to quick manage a game with a rebuilding team

Not a doctor *shh*

"Mitch's Pizza - this weeks' coupon: free unlimited pizza! Special note: coupon not valid at any of Mitch's Pizza locations."

Seight's Checklist For Doing Important Things Online: Go to website shit what's my password/PIN # again? Fail at remembering Decide to send the email to myself for a new password so I don't get completely locked out Change it and then take five minutes to do the thing I had to do EVERY. FUCKING. TIME.

I'M HARP RICK! wait no

Me: "Huh, another team hires a Belichick assistant but that by itself isn't funny enough-" Me:

You realize he's probably playing Green Light in his mind jukebox right? (The John Legend/Andre 3000 one because DAMN I did not know that many songs titled Green Light were on YouTube)

*buh dum TISH*

IT'S A *checks Wikipedia* THREE WISE MEN DAY MIRACLE!

My thinking is how did they not know those were things Ricky Gervais says when they hired him to host the show?