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I have to tell you A) This reads like if Seanbaby wrote movie reviews and B) That is the highest level of praise I can give.

My philosophy is and has been "Look, if this thing kills me that solves...at least most of my problems, right?"

I just think that's a good trick if you can pull it off.

WHO SAYS NO?

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

As someone who's eaten at Golden Corral, I can confirm you don't eat there because it's good. Sidenote: I can also confirm this place has already closed.

I know this is a map of where cases have been so far but I like how it implies the non-existence of West Virginia.

IT IS.

I don't remember where I saw this, but someone pointed out the run on TP in Australia was caused by some of their toilet paper coming from China. Basically anything that isn't, like, Dollar Tree-level is produced in the US, so this is just people once again proving those old commercials that said "People Are Smart" hella wrong.

pLEASE LEAVE A MESSAGE AFTER THE BEEP

*sees red bar on ESPN ticker, readies self for more COVID-* "Iona names Rick Pitino Head Coach"

DEXTER'S SECRET

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

The new Avengers movie looks great.