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congratulations

SPAM is not first-string food, but it is an above-average backup.

My coffee cup is invisible. I don't drink coffee.

Drew Magary is doing four Why Your Team Sucks per day on Defector, and if you're wondering "Has he lost his fastball?", he said Arizona has the aesthetic of "Sammy Hagar Ran Out Of Money." Also, the first one tomorrow is Dallas, which HOOK IT DIRECTLY INTO MY VEINS.

I believe in a thing called love.

This person living in 2099.

So that means an entire team of players that would call touch fouls if you played a pickup game with them Houston is once again out.

Have you accepted the SUN BELT CONFERENCE into your heart yet?

Oddly enough they own Golden Flake too. I did not know that until I looked it up.

Look, Independence Day is great, but everyone knows Highlander won the Academy Award for greatest movie ever made.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ERRBODY!

It doesn't start being 60 again regularly here until late October. I love it. *slowly melting*

I bet I make at least one other user mad with this list, but: Cheez-Its Cool Ranch Doritos Golden Flake Thin and Crispy Chester's Puffcorn (Cheddar)