Seight

I tried to heat up a ham and cheese sandwich in the microwave at lunch today, just as a change of pace. An hour later my body was like "yeah don't do that shit again"

Only if its funny as hell.

B1G: "Let's put rules in place so that our teams have to play a minimum number of games to be in the championship, so that everyone is careful with everything going on rn" *Ohio State and Wisconsin don't play enough games, leading to a probably Indiana/Northwestern Big 10 Championship Game* B1G: "wait no"

Bob Dylan: "I'M RICH, BITCH!" *harmonica toots*

This is clearly the work of Medicaid wizards.

piercing

Well on the bright side GREGG Williams is no longer Defensive Coordinator. Which, I mean, he shouldn't have been after BountyGate, for anyone, but.

The only good ones are the Old Spice commercials where the guy is trying to keep his body wash, change my mind.

pen

Me, whenever cognitive thought began-March: "come on that's fucking ridiculous" Me, March- :"AND WHAT A SERIES FINALE TO THE HELL YEAR THIS WOULD BE"

attributes

To paraphrase Tony Gonzalez on the postgame show, none of the people trying to get Trevor Lawrence are actually going to be there when he gets there.

depressive

Important documents: Full first and last name in cursive Random stuff: N[squiggle] B[longer squiggle] Also those first letters have a circle at the top left because idk