Seight

Perhaps the real K-Swiss was the friends we made along the way. I also remember the Svedka Vodka commercials that said "Voted Best Vodka of 2035" and now I'm thinking maybe the robot model was a threat, not a promise.

bay

I like how this is technically correct in two different ways.

HA GOT'EM

Hwat

I get to start a 600k piece mail job that day. Started thinking if I didn't like working there I could just say "you know this isn't very woke of yous guys"

texting

"Fuck wait, vegetarians eat our food too!"

HOW?

This couldn't possibly be real, but if it was, I could add this next to the "Bubba Wallace wins a Cup Series race" test for "scenarios that would prove whether or not Spontaneous Combustion can be onset, as it pertains to people in rural Mississippi."

Oh how the turntables.

Obsession

Google Chrome and Microsoft Edge weren't working on my computer so I had to bust open Internet Explorer. This is being posted currently on a PS4.

You're actually three possums in a trenchcoat.

No, this is the funniest story in Naval history

tbf, that is what was promised to us

glowing