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"America will never elect a socialist." -some guy who thinks he's wrong now and everyone else is like 'bruh Joe Biden's not a socialist but okay' from the word go

The trick is you hook them with other food, become successful, then BAM! CHEETO WINGS!

"Wait, kale? That's a made-up word." -ur phone

*golf clap*

Both have to agree because they need to both think they can convince you of their argument.

I bet they redecorated the foyer.

So fun fact, if you've ever been on unemployment and gotten your benefits put on a debit card, you will eventually have to tell US Bank to stop sending you a new card because nobody can have unemployment benefits for years, YOU DON'T HAVE TO SEND NEW CARDS WHEN THE OTHER ONE EXPIRES AND THE ACCOUNT ISN'T USED ANYMORE.

I could have sworn the Cardinals were one of those front offices it was almost impossible to be outsmarted by, and yet the Texans have now done it TWO OFFSEASONS IN A ROW.

Damn, you wanna tell them they're useless and Canadian?

"...why are there cigarette ashes in my pants?"