Seight

https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/33058754/source-houston-texans-fire-coach-david-culley-just-one-season Mike Tomlin is the longest tenured current African American head coach in the NFL. And by that I mean Mike Tomlin is also the ONLY current African American head coach in the NFL.

I swear I don't mean this as an insult, but I thought he was already dead.

The man could have just sold mediocre pillows and been moderately wealthy forever BUT NO.

(TIL this is not what Google thinks you are talking about at first when you look up "Walter Melon")

Perfect, I might be done by then.

*turns chair backwards* How much time you got?

*other team clearly playing for tie in overtime since they're in anyway, and a tie gets you in too* *calls timeout anyway* I mean, who amongst us

"Thor's Gym" ...wut?

The Senior Bowl, where college football players look to impress some of the best coaching staffs in the NFL on their path to the Draft* *Look it up, its hilarious*

So Georgia is the national champion, but even better than that Alabama lost twice this season, which always makes it a good season.