Skiles

Not sure what that says about me.

I'm still struggling with the knowledge that I'm going to be 30 next November. Age math and year math is really depressing.

Heeeelllllll yeah.

Because it you ran into it just right, it would fucking explode. Bad car design? Yes. Hilarious car design? Yes.

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Dude, I had trouble sitting through it, and I was at home, with my dog, eating ice cream and shit. As much as I would love to go to one in theory, I think being in that crowd for over seven hours would make me fucking crazy. But it doesn't matter. Thanks to the Network, they can make Wrestlemania a two-day show if they want. Mania will always sell out no matter what.

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There are no ways to make your dick bigger than what it is, as far as I know. And I've done a lot of research on this subject.

There's no opinion to it. There's a correct answer, and everything else is incorrect. Wendy's is what the right answer is. So now this thread is about Wendy's. Okay everyone, discuss.

Sweet, dude.

Y'ever pee on a balloon?

I have a lot of questions.

But seriously, piss porn, am I right, guys?

I've lost count of how many jet skis I've masturbated onto.

I only use my mouth for anilingus.

Yeah, Ted DiBiase turned on him, went to the NWA and joined the Midnight Express. And other old wrestling things.

How dare you.

He's my new writer. I pay him in roofies.

Last Podcast is great. For true crime, I also listen to My Favorite Murder. RadioLab and Invisibilia are my go-to pods for weird informational stuff. Good Job Brain hasn't uploaded in a while, but that's a trivia podcast that I really like. For just comedy purposes, I like Monday Morning Podcast (Bill Burr), Congratulations (Chris D'Elia), TigerBelly (Bobby Lee), Cox n' Crendor in the Morning(Jesse Cox and wowcrendor), and Cashing in With T.J. Miller (and Cash Levy). I also listen to a shit ton of wrestling podcasts: The Jim Ross Report, Something to Wrestle With Bruce Prichard, Solomonster Sounds Off, The Jim Cornette Experience and the Cornette Drive-Thru, Cultaholic, and occasionally the Steve Austin Show and Talk is Jericho. And my sports talk podcasts are Pardon the Interruption and The Tony Kornheiser Show.

Oh shit! I'm not watching Raw yet, don't drop any crucial info! D:

It had too much coconut in it the moment there was coconut in it.

I know, right? It's almost like I hired Zeni to be my comedy writer or something.

Love is a war of attrition, I always say.