Skiles

Okay, so the important thing is, are we talking about early Andre who's just a giant? Or later Andre from, let's say, Wrestlemania 6, where he's so beat up and falling apart from his disease that he literally has to hold the ropes to stay balanced? Because I think Conor wins either way, but DEFINITELY against older, late-1980s Andre.

Yeah, but Conor isn't a video game boss. He probably wouldn't move in a set pattern. He can keep his distance until Andre gets off balance, and then jump in with quick punches.

Well yeah. I've seen his work on the indies. He no-sells everything. Lio Rush is an unstoppable force.

Yeah, you're right. That UFC fighter could never win a fight against a pro wrestler.

Have you seen that guy move? He might as well be.

Pls be my full-time editor thx.

Can't kill him if you can't touch him.

lol teh random

It's called a phone. Unless you're 78 and just calling it a "phone" makes you think of a rotary phone.

April Fools! No he wouldn't.

A big old turkey dinner, with sweet potatoes, stuffing, and green bean casserole. I also just ate a shitty one-dollar frozen burrito. It was great.

Final Fantasy Anthology, so you can play Final Fantasy III.

As long as you don't go hap slappy. NEVER go hap slappy.

It's comin', bro. You can't stop it. I'LL BE THERE FOR YOOOOUUUUUUU

Maybe your disdain for the show is manifesting itself in your dreams. Soon you'll be dreaming of Joey saying "How you doin'?"

I looked it up. All that comes up is an episode of Friends or something. Did you have Friends on the TV while you were sleeping?

Yeah, dude, you sure got me. You've won! Congrats, bro. I give up. I'm gonna go relapse. I can't handle this embarrassment.

Still here, baby boy. Just admiring how butthurt you guys are, and laughing because you think any of your opinions actually matter to me. This is a message board, honey bear. You aren't even brave enough to tell me who you are in real life, instead of going the bitch route and talking about my personal shit without outing yourself. Just saying, man. You're a pussy. And I don't care about you because your opinion has no effect on my life.

God damn, dude, you're so sad.

Dude, NONE of this fight is real. It won't ever happen. Again, you're sad. Sad for being so upset about a fake fight.

Fuck Conor McGregor though, for real. He's such a tool. Whether he can beat up a long-dead Andre the Giant is a hypothetical fight notwithstanding, he really is a piece of shit.

It's still real to me, dammit. But no, dude. I'm using actual logic. As opposed to "ANDRE BIG SO ANDRE WIN." I'm actually trying to describe what an ACTUAL fight would look like. If you guys think Andre would beat Conor in a fight, then I can't even imagine what I could say to change your minds. But I know I'm right.

You guys are all wrong. He would never land a punch. There's no chance, with Conor's speed, that he could land a punch.

Such a sad guy.

Dude, being taller than someone doesn't mean they win the fight. Andre was huge but he was also a mess physically. You can be like "Oh, one punch and Conor is done," but he has to actually land a punch. Conor is too fast and Andre is too lumbering.