Skiles

I'll be honest, I haven't had Trix is probably 15 years. I can't eat cereal with milk anymore. I love Cheerios, Kix and Corn Flakes dry, though. That information doesn't really help this thread, but here we are.

Is Peter Dinklage dead?

Nice.

Everyone started pronouncing Hermoine's name as "her-moin," and it was never addressed?

At least when he was on the show, there was someone there to tell it like it is. Plus it was fun when he and Ryan Seacrest made fun of each other for being secretly gay.

Shit, I'd bone down with now-54-year-old Marisa Tomei before a lot of currently famous 20-somethings.

At least drunk karaoke singers exhibit some personality, and play to the crowd a little bit. Most of these folks are just singing. Singing well, yes, but that's all it is. I like watching people sing well, but more than that, I like watching people having a great time. That's the problem with these shows. The stakes are so high, and they feel like there's so much riding on every performance, that they don't seem to let loose and have fun.

And look, most of these singers are really good and all. And I'm sure a couple of them will have some success after this. Maybe I'm just extra cynical because I'm a singer and I feel like I'm better than some of these folks. I dunno.

Change my mind.

Nah. It would be a little weird if you were wearing them out in public. Because that gives off a vibe that you're living vicariously through them. But I don't know shit about raising kids, so whatever.

I don't know what that means, but yeah, that too.

Do all dogs swell up when they're stung? Because I know people don't react at all unless they're allergic. Unless you count develop an illogical, paralyzing fear of bees as a "reaction."

If there's grass on the field, play ball, amirite?

Ten minutes in, everyone decides that fighting is silly, and that they should all be friends. And they all ride their dragons into the sunset and live happily ever after.

They'll never accomplish their dreams.

What about people who punch their clown?

If you smoke enough weed, the answer will simply appear in your mind without the need of a calculator.

"FUCK OFF."

I accept the challenge.

I like it the most, actually.

Ok

When suddenly your asshole is like "HEY LET'S POOP" So you take a dump, and you end up spending more time in the bathroom than you wanted to? This happens to me more than I'd like it to.

And since I'm boning your dad now, I insist that you call me Mother. Now go clean your room.

It's a public service is what it is.