Skiles
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Basically any minor cough or sneeze could spell disaster for me. It's very exciting. -
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I clicked this thread expecting a story of how your dogs gave you the dick. I'm relieved, yet slightly disappointed.
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HEY. LISTEN.
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FUCK. And that's pretty much how I feel about the whole thing.
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I don't know, dude. I've never seen it. I just like talking shit. <.<
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Jon Snow is way cooler in every way.
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She's a babe too. So is Natalya. And Naomi. ... I gotta go, uh... take a quick bath.
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Oh, you two haven't been introduced? This is Alexa Bliss, my future ex-wife.
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Why don't you just hire a maid? I'm sure they're pretty cheap.
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I like pooping in strangers' yards more. It's like leaving them a little surprise.
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I thought I got it all. But the grass was pretty long in spots so I missed a log.
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Yeah, I sent out a feral cat and it ate all the grass.
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I already found her, but she's wrestling in WWE right now, so we don't get to spend time together. Also she doesn't know I exist.
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God, I don't even remember KMTKM's font. I'm an old man.
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I guess that is pretty similar to Ravie's old font. How about this?
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Thanos ain't got nothin' on me.
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I think it commands respect, y'know?
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N-NANI??!?
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You need a butt massage.
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why do i keep getting banner ads for manscaping products?
Skiles replied to nameraka's topic in Free-For-All
Hey, don't take it personal. We all have to deal with incommodious body hair from time to time. Sometimes I feel like I gotta bust out hedge trimmers and a chainsaw to get mine in order. -
Someone should teach the dog how to clean HER shit. Could you imagine a dog actually working a pooper scooper?
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And I stepped in some hidden dog poop, so that was exciting.
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why do i keep getting banner ads for manscaping products?
Skiles replied to nameraka's topic in Free-For-All
Because you have an unwieldy, cumbersome bush.
