Skiles

I only get .pdf converter ads. I haven't made a thread about .pdf files since at least March 18, 2011.

Get it? ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Stop using your mobile devices then, you damn kids!

I'd hope that if someone is putting things in my ass, I would take notice. Even if it happened in my sleep. I sleep pretty hard, but not that hard...

The world in general, or this message board? Because despite the fact that some people feel like they can never leave, and they dedicate their entire sad existence to this place and its patrons, it's actually entirely possible to log out. You can stay away as long as you want, too. I wasn't here for like two years. I don't even know why I came back, because this place kinda sucks. And if the world is a kind of purgatory, I actually quite like it. I got great family, a few good friends, and YouTube exists. So I'm cool with hanging out here.

Well, yeah. I'm out of the closet. But I'm not gay.

But I don't put stuff in my butt. I tried a finger once, but I didn't really care for it.

I LIKE GIRL

temple of the doggo bork bork ha ha

cum

@Jerodtaub @FrancesCes @LiLl Turd

Hey. I'm not most of those things either.

There's gotta be some way to fuck it...

Bruce Wang. *rimshot*

Furry-adjacent.

If someone was weird enough to want to do that, I'm not sure I'd want them near me while I sleep, quite frankly. Maybe I'll live stream it on Twitch. "Watch Skiles Fart."

On average, four times a night. And that's just the intentional ones. I didn't factor the accidental sleep-farts into the equation.

I may be powerless to stop it, but that doesn't mean I have to get over it. I'm gonna complain about it until I die.

I already said I haven't shaved in a while. There's plenty of bush for both of you to beat around.

Tips For Tips. It's my new startup.

I don't wanna fart like an old person.

I can't just give away the goods like that. Or the bads, depending on who you ask.

At this rate, I should start a cam show where I fap for the paying customers.

No problem, man. I aim to entertain and educate.

Is that Penis Van Dyke?