Skiles

Fuck everyone who rides a motorcycle. I hate all of them. When you ride a motorcycle, you're basically saying, "Okay, time to be obnoxious and make a big loud noise because I have a tiny little baby penis." You're telling everyone within a two-mile radius, "HEY, EVERYONE! I DON'T HAVE ANY SELF-CONFIDENCE! LOOK AT MY BIG LOUD MOTORCYCLE! I'M DRIVING A VEHICLE THAT IS BOTH UNNECESSARILY LOUD, AND UNNECESSARILY UNSAFE!"

For TB, I'm not sure if this will be like porn, or witnessing a murder. Or both.

Congrats on your 53rd 6th birthday.

@That_One_Guy must be burned at the stake.

That's over one-third.

Hot, bitter, and from a third-world country.

Wait, you just got done saying she loves the Minions. So which is it?

FINALLY, an excuse to drink! I gotta post moar.

I don't dislike beatboxing. When it's done well, it can be kinda cool in the right situation. I think Justin Timberlake kinda ruined it for me a little bit in the early-2000s, though.

Maybe when I get to 8008 I can be calculator-cool.

I don't like him at all, but that doesn't make you wrong for liking him. My opinions are not facts.

I could've finally achieved my dream of being mid-2000s-cool.

I'll touch on it here. But to preface it, before anyone says "God damn, Skiles, it's just an act. That doesn't make them bad in their normal lives, you dick." I want those people to understand that I don't care and nothing will change my mind about this. To put it succinctly, their entire life's work is learning and perfecting their ability to lie and deceive people. The better they are at it, the more they earn, and the more respected they are in that world. If they're willing to intentionally deceive entire large groups of people, I feel like they won't hesitate to do it to me. So I don't trust them, and I don't like them.

Nothing makes me salivate like an amalgamation of various alleged "meats" in the shape of a cylinder.

I'm sure he's wonderful at it. But it ain't my bag. Also, I don't like or trust magicians.

That sounds like the worst combination of two things for a person to be. I don't even like people when they're one of those things.

Neither did I. I just tried to build from the center square, since they're the only squares that you can't rotate, and then fiddlefucked around with it until I saw it start to come together.

It's amazing what kind of deals you can find at the flea market. You better hope that vendor was truthful when he put "lightly used" on the sign.

Should've poured some Robotussin on it. Tussin cures everything. Ebola? Tussin. Rickets? Tussin. Broken leg? Pour some Tussin on it! Let that Tussin get down to the bone! I'm just doing Chris Rock bits at this point.

Ooh baby, you make my toes sweat.

If you had The Lion King on VHS, and I could make use of it, I would legitimately pay you triple digits. But I lost my little TV/VCR during my brief four-year homeless stint.

I DON'T EVEN OWN A CAT WHERE AND HOW ARE YOU PROCURING CAT FECES, CAU

Thanks, I worked really hard on it.

Thanks, I worked really hard on it.

1. Yes, I wonder this every day of my life. 2. I don't know that this answered that question. If anything it makes me question the motives of even non-Saiyan monkeys even more.