How do you not recognize your own internet kin?
I mean fuck, if you can't be convinced then your loyal tagalongs are just going to continue following your lead and make this another viper thread and we'll end up right back in the dumpster fire folder. Please think this through, you have a responsibility to scoobdog and Co. not to lead them astray (and to everyone else, who really doesn't want to read more of that shit)