NaBarney

He's leaving again in just a couple months, the throne will be unprotected

Sixers party? I'm so worried they're going to get btfo

Just wait until they put Harriet Tubman on the $12 bill

And when he doesn't?

Now I don't want any part in killing anybody, but I will partake in eating the corpse

Man I haven't even thought about candlejack in like eight or nine yea-.

The hyphen makes it hilarious

It's all on file https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Utah_Data_Center

Clint Capela makes the Rockets completely unfair. It will be a travesty if Philadelphia loses to this weird lost season Boston team.

Spurs Iverson! Idk what that would even look like

I sit on my damn couch

I don't remember this but no animecandy/giantrobo was the HARD THRUSTING ROCKETS ancap weeb troll

I mean all the many other times when a bystander isn't there to interrupt an unnecessary police killing

Tsar thinks cops shooting people in the back while they're running away is also age and guile winning again

That's what cats think to themselves once they finally get the chance to eat their elderly owners faces

He had to have been homeless himself, no one else could get into that many physical disputes with homeless people

Steph Curry would have won ten rings in the 90s

Yeah he probably won't get to six because the competition is so much better these days than it was during the 90s when you could still be one of the best players and juggle that with alcoholism and a coke problem

Unlike MJ we'll never get to see LeBron spend a league-mandated vacation taking a swing at another sport because he doesn't have a horrible gambling problem

Lol yeah, take Kyle Korver off that team and it completely falls apart. Making the Finals this year would be a genuine feat, unlike a lot of years when it's basically by default bc LeBron is so good and the east stays so bad. I'm still hoping Philly can do it though, if they can even get past this random Boston team

When you feel the darkness shining through What're you gonna do

Yeah, he's crazy good. Like Skiles said it's easy to take him for granted just because of how much he plays and how consistent he is. Sometimes it's obnoxious when he gets desperate and works the refs so he can shoot 15 free throws like in the last 2 games of that Pacers series, even though he already gets every 50/50 call and them some in his favor. And he's a pretty cancerous teammate in the sense that every team he's on has this weird half-life because it has to be the LeBron show at the expense of the next best players on the team, like he doesn't exactly make good players great as much as he makes mediocre players good and good players worse. Meanwhile he's in GM mode fully involved in all the major roster decisions. And that can only work for a few years before it breaks. But individually he's a monster. I'd still put Tim Duncan above him tho

Get an Adderall prescription You'll never shut up

I hate the guy more for his all around dumbness than bc of his mediocre music

I hate that show so much