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All I remember is - she moves out of state for some reason to do with our country's right-wing immigration laws, they break up She says she hates it there and wants to move back, or does? At some point they declare the monogamy is back on. Then today they break up again bc they differ on one day wanting kids? before quickly declaring themselves monogamous together once more I'm not saying she isn't madly in love with him, but from what all our unreliable narrator has said it sounds like she just would rather have someone to talk to and consider her bf than not right now, if he's cool with riding that wave then ok but this living and dying with every perceived change of relationship status stuff is unnecessarily messy and sad

I mean - she tells you she wants to have kids one day in the future, you just say that's cool, tell her you don't want kids or whatever, she should say that's cool, and you move on with your day together. It doesn't have to be this dramatic revelation that sends your relationship reeling, "we can't get married bc she wants kids, why are we together if we can't get married" like holy shit, any given person you are dating at any given time is probably not going to be the person you are dating in a few years, but also they might be, probably not but there is no way to know, that doesn't mean you can't have a nice rest the summer together or w/e. You're just fucking around with someone, it's fine. Stop breaking up, you're barely even together

They've only been dating for like half the summer, I don't think she's banking on anything

It's a beautiful Sunday afternoon and you are indoors paying attention to an episode of We Bare Bears. Go outside and look at your phone screen in nature.

Breaking up because she says she wants kids someday then immediately getting back together, this is like high schoolers

Isn't this the second time this has happened in like, a month

Vineyard Vines whale

Get a Twitter Only use it to retweet people like Bill Nye and Dave Batista

Pick out a college football team to identify with Wear their hat

That's normal. Channel that into anger and resentment toward everyone who doesn't feel guilty about everything they do, the oblivious fools destroying this planet marginally more than you are

Yeah, they swim way too fast every moment they're alive to be in a tank that small imo

Edit - Goddamn you, "nevermind" this then

Espeon I didn't know Go had shinies Still not ready to play it when I barely play real pokemon anymore, but it's getting more and more tempting

It was an intentional bait and switch for Buddy God tier trolling here

Before he dies he wants to see.... Montana

Looking real unappetizing here, @starbucks is this the official #pumpkinspice latte?

Battered and broken, the former champ climbs the ropes, he's going UP TOP, WITH DIABOLICAL INTENTIONS. WILL IT BR ENOUGH!?? RAAAAMM JAAAAAMMM

They also shouldn't be kept singly, they're a schooling fish, that's all they do their entire lives. Talk to this man about my concerns

Yall only evet post this really late when you know I'm drunk and not in the mood

I'm tweeting this out

That looks like a danio, which shouldn't be kept in less than a 20 gallon long tank imo because they're so active. But they can survive almost anything

Looks like hell life for the fish.

Healthy reinforcement

Now all we're really missing is westpark