NaBarney

I just started a kitchen job, still haven't cut myself there yet but I know it's coming

Look, you got the only actual cannibal on this site to respond, why don't you hone in on him instead of acting like there's anything wrong with what I'm doing.

You don't get worms from sharing a pizza with someone

Fake outrage. Why eat free pizza when I want a piece of pizza? Are you even hearing yourself?

If I was a millionaire I would still do that

When I worked at the hotel sometimes people would put their finished pizza boxes on the ground in the hallway outside of their room. Sometimes there would be slices of pizza still left. Sometimes I ate them.

What upsetting things have I said that I eat? I usually make slightly too much money to qualify for them. Tho I guess now that I'm working less I could apply, but the max for an individual is like $200 and I'd probably get a lot less than that.

I love finding and eating other people's fingernails

InTheCatBoxAgain

Why a Wii U?

RT >

Unless it's like MY store and I personally own everything in it I'm just gonna act like I didn't even see something like that, forget following these fiending thieves out into the parking lot and getting stabbed over some benadryl or something

Like $500k could probably carry me through to 70. Something like 12 a year

She's probably just desperate and doesn't know what else to do.

I thought your family was comfortable/wealthy as fuck. She trying to sell makeup? Maybe it's a hobby

Republican goals

We are all friends and family here

Music and weed

You made me do this

Just show up purporting to be a new hire no one was expecting and work half a shift at Burger King or somewhere.

I only thought of this song because it has the word raccoon in it.

How are you always watching Thunder Cats

I got high at work

That dress is laurel

He's famous so he gets ppv dollars I guess http://www.espn.com/mma/story/_/id/24040316/daniel-cormier-magical-ufc-moment-ruined-brock-lesnar