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Why do you even have travel size shampoo, you never go anywhere

Go in on him, queen

I burned my stomach abt an hr ago taking a pan out of the oven shirtless

This is some sad shit my g

You're a poet

Who is it ever and always

She saved its life

Viper the diaper Alright I'm going to bed

That's disrespectful to the baby

Car been fucked up all week. Hate being stuck at home and bumming rides. Working out the logistics of how to take an uber to buy drugs. Trying to decide if it's worth it to replace the alternator when it's got so many other problems big and small including a coolant leak I can't diagnose on my own but am thinking is one of a couple of v serious things. I'll probably get the new alternator put in and drive it until it's dust, I'm just worried that's going to happen in like three weeks instead of six months. I hate cars, halfway abt to get a 50cc scooter and be done with it, I'll just never visit anybody an interstate away ever again. I could almost see myself bicycling to work if I was in better shape and the roads here weren't Like This. No bike lanes no side walks Shar drop offs on both sides of the road, the white border line of the road crumbling away on both sides, nothing but signs telling drivers that state law is to give bicyclists 3 ft of space which is impossible bc then yer in the other lane. I guess disregarding safety and just fucking doing it is the way to get in shape. Fuck cars, their necessity in this shitty state/country bring everyone down. Nobody who makes your drive thru burgers makes enough money to afford the car they need to get to work every day over the longterm. Shitty expensive hog asses

I think he was just traumatized by public school and can't get over that. It's warped his perception of himself and other people and social dynamics and he is self aware enough to realize it and knows most people don't see things the way he does but he can't make himself normal and can't stop obsessing over his trauma, so he is working through it by doing... this @constablepcofficer some zeni brain insights ITT

What, it was great. Very memorable villain And she has sex with it!

...They're just tiny blue gnomes, friendly little goblins

Are you starting a zenipedia to try to make him internet famous? Bc I think he would actually like that.

Why though

5'5.5" per his running joke at least, I'm sure his license says 5'6 as a flex

I posted abt this when this happened on asmb but they deleted the thread because I included the screencap showing Zeni's face and name. But man it kinda freaked me out at the time, zeni mixing w irl like that. The internet seemed like such a big place back then. Now I'm always bumping into jeffchao on Twitter and all this weird shit

What kind of stories? Just like - anything? Idk. Weirdest one is back in like maybe 2011. An irl friend of mine that I had gone to high school with posts a screencap on Facebook and a wall of text explaining it. Wall of text is calling some guy he's arguing with an idiot and explaining other stupid things the guy had said. I look at the screencap, it's a forum or comment section for SI or ESPN or something, some major sports site. And I look at this post, and there's Zeni's face as his avatar, his sn was like his govt name and some numbers or something but I didn't even need that to ID him, as his comment was pure zeni troll - calling the SEC weak in his signature annoying way, just base college football shit talk trolling. But it worked on my normie friend who cares way too much about Alabama football. He was so upset by the outlandishly stupid things this guy was saying, and Zeni's face and extremely intentional way of trying to get under your skin compelled him to show the argument he got into with this internet idiot to his irl friends. That's when I knew zeni was a real alpha male ninja warrior

Serious, what would the joke there even be. Why are you so fascinated with him. I don't mind, I got some random zeni stories if you just want to laugh

The first zeni acct I was aware of was Creme. Had to be like early 05. I chatted w zeni on AIM when we were 14/15 and he never broke character

Sorry to disappoint you, but I fucked my life up, and it is irreparable

Also he kept lecturing everyone in the thread to block each other instead of responding to negativity, but as soon as someone made some rather innocuous comments about his stunningly unique looking wife he immediately got baited into a back and forth and got really upset and reported them