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Wh...what

In twenty years that street will be underwater

Not sure right now if it'd a LJS or Captain Ds bc they're the same thing in my head but one of them is basically the closest restaurant to my house, clustered w a couple other shitty places I never eat at... Never been in there My only memory of it as a kid is going there for possibly the only time ever and getting the nasty wet chicken strips and during the meal getting up and shitting an enormous mound of green diarrhea, that obviously wasn't caused by the food I had just eaten, but I still associate it as food that will definitely make me sick

Ready yet to back my prescription that he quit his sterile 9 to 5 IT office job where he's the only employee in his 20s and just work as a barback or dishwasher at a cool restaurant or something? This isn't how you're supposed to spend your only, entire fucking youth

Please.... Please tell me you think you're wrong about it never happening before as an adult, and aren't wrong abt misinterpreting their text as asking to hang out Actually no, now that I think abt it that would be even sadder bc you're not even sure if it's happened before...i assumed u were exaggerating at first when you said for the first time in your adult life and just meant it's been awhile so long you can't remember, which is painfully depressing, but oh my God if you were speaking literally

The title hit me like a gut punch of pity and not exactly rage but idek what, then I got to this incredibly sad cold finishing blow which may have knocked the wind out of me for the entire rest of the night

I didn't know their faces looked like that but when you said you thought it was a coffee can kid bc of how flat it was it made me think of these guys, seen em in very shallow water they look like big dinner plates

Never seen one on land before, only ever seen them booking it away from me very quickly underwater when walking along riverbanks

I still think it was a mis ID. Lots of turtles have pig like noses. It was most likely this https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spiny_softshell_turtle

How big was it? Maybe someone recently released it bc it got too big, idk if they could survive winter here, maybe since you're near Florida

You probably just mis-ID'd the turtle. Do you have a pic?

Yeah you can't go to a high school dance if you're almost thirty, that's accurate

It's been long, and I've wept But though it all I have kept, True to my honest October promise.

It's true, I been stanning for you hard in DF, best user

Thank you for respecting zeni enough to honor his wishes

Hell yeah

Booze, boys, and butts

As funny as the idea of Noah joining the Nu-Bulls was to me, I am so glad it imploded this way instead. https://bleacherreport.com/articles/2800145-report-jimmy-butler-practiced-with-timberwolves-amid-trade-rumors Imagining him talking crazy smack while blowing out KAT and Wiggins is absolutely hilarious and then they canceled practice today lmao, can't believe they were going to try to force him to play for them for another year. Jimmy absolutely not having any that shit Good luck getting whatever offers they turned down last week for him now

Yes sir, all entries must be posted in this thread. Glad you participated!

I'm not going to humor this unbearable effete character.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_York_(magazine) What are you doing. Go on, git outta here.

It's New York Magazine.

The endless series of These Articles. http://nymag.com/intelligencer/amp/2018/10/un-says-climate-genocide-coming-but-its-worse-than-that.html

Shout out to rpgamer for helping me realize and remember that raising awareness at this stage is futile, this is the only thread for anything like this.

With such authority! Ah! This is gonna be wild