For realsies! Although I doubt you have your nails done, so our hands can't look exactly the same while typing right now.
I told you I really wanted it to be real. I might even be inexorable about this now. I apologize in advance.
Don't be afraid of the zipper. The zipper is just there for versatility. If you wanted to you could just pretend it's not there, tell your balls they can come back down now, it's ttly safe.