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scoobdog

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  1. They all do the same thing for all intents and purposes. So, I take it that your whore friends diminish themselves by being promiscuous?
  2. Oh I think we all agree on that.
  3. I’m not good at it, and Jacks story makes me jealous I’ve never had anyone hit on me like that either.
  4. I’m not trying to put you on the spot. The term doesn’t mean much outside being an all purpose epithet for women we don’t like or are trying to denigrate. It doesn’t have to refer to sexual proclivity, but it almost always denotes disapproval.
  5. AIn't nobody letting him tongue fuck their fartbox for free, he just pays less for the sweet bliss of ass food coma.
  6. What does that mean?
  7. Or they brought in playmakers for their new franchise quarterback.
  8. The buzz way back in October, when I was tooling around the city, was that Caleb was going to be drafted by the Bears. It’s hard not to think that the well was poisoned as far back as then.
  9. Happy Birthday, Doomster.
  10. Chili that makes you forget by giving you syphilis....
  11. Ted Cruz is too stupid to use a computer... that's why he vacations in Mexico.
  12. Not to be judgemental, but that sounds suspiciously like a negligent cat parent. We've ended up adopting cats from neighbors who simply couldn't care for them anymore. Of course, if you put food out in a neighborhood with stray cats, it'll only be a matter of time before you've adopted yourself a new friend, but you don;t have to the a cat whisperer for that to happen.
  13. They hate each other. So... An Only Fans of saggy tits foxy boxing.
  14. In all seriousness, I have seven feline housemates: an all time low, believe it or not. Some are super friendly, some aren't. In general, any cat I see while I'm out and about won't approach me and I won't approach them simply because they don't particularly need my intervention.
  15. Not sure what you think you're proving with that.
  16. He's not a "deeply unpopular president." That's you exaggerating. But, it's still not a surprise that Biden isn't popular given that the theme has always been that neither presidential candidate is the one voters wants to see. Again, the poll is within a standard margin-of-error, is months away from the conventions themselves, and, isn't likely to reflect those who are undecided (which, at this point, is going to be a larger percentage than usual because of the candidates).
  17. You mean like a cat pied piper? I don't think random cats will ever seek you out unless they're in distress or hungry.
  18. Happy Birthday!
  19. After this election... she'll be shooting up under an interstate overpass.
  20. If what you're saying is true, there aren't many of those.
  21. Not sure why voters would be confused. I think just about half of the elections i've participated in for the last few years has had a provisional placeholder election alongside a permanent replacement election.
  22. Before Apple incorporated a QR reader into its camera app, I used something called "ScannerBarcode" that seemed to work reasonably well.
  23. I don't mind when Val comes in when I'm using the head. I means, everything she does is cute so why not?
  24. G-Man... you have an incredible knack for cheesing people off without intending to.
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