scoobdog

Your coworkers don't visit you.

Cockroaches don't drink coffee.

Perfect.

Yeah, I wouldn't spend any money on that.

So this happened... ... and everyone instantly knew that Jingai had taken the final step to a life of bitterness and curmudgeonly isolation in Indiana's corn fields.

Close. I was actually going for Bakersfield Bodacious.

Old Mexican men with dementia walking their dogs....

And she claims she can't get on to Dr. Phil.

That would be awesome.

Bullshit. Also, the statistics tracker thing on UE kinda sucks. You can't track personal statistics so that you can, for instance, count how many likes given to a certain person or how many likes you've received from a certain person.

Psh, no one has given more likes than me. I'm everyone's best friend.

Sounds like a (relatively) dream job. Good luck!

I don't think killer whales eat lobsters.......

But all your problems are white rich people problems. [*]You eat overpriced shit food. [*]You abuse prescription drugs. [*]Your tinder profile gets hit up by cell block bitches. [*]

Did you sit on poor Wily?

Figuratively speaking. That person doesn't deserve the awesomeness that is Boo sexin'.

You win this round, pooh.

What Pooh said. You should believe us when we tell you that you are special. That got me to thinking that I really liked your graphic design work.

I also know this It's what motivates me to expend as little effort as possible.

.....d..don't look at me like that..... : (

Well, I was where every middle aged white guy is on a Saturday night... At the bar, getting drunk.

Also cuddled with my cat, but he's a dude. It was manly cuddling.

Lol Fuck 'bama.

Dude! Ghost sex.