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scoobdog

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  1. Chappi’s a cool dude, though. Anyway, Happy Birthday,
  2. Seen on the cargo deck of USS Enterprise 1701-D…. Riker: Look, Ikari, these away missions are what you trained for at the academy. Shinji: I don’t know, sir. We didn’t really talk about what happened after we landed. Riker: There’s no book for away missions. All those skills you learned are for these missions. You’re out there. Your senses are heightened. You can feel your pulse quicken. It’s time to stop thinking and becoming one with your…. Phaser. Asuka: Great. Data: There have been no reported readings of life signs on the surface in several cycles. Asuka: At least no one will see Shinji crying this time. Barclay: It’s okay Ensign, I see you. Geordi: What…? Shinji: This isn’t helping. Riker: Where’s your sense of adventure? You get to set foot on a planet that only a handful of living beings have laid eyes on. Shinji: Did they see anything? Riker: Sure Shinji: I’m not cut out to be a Security officer. Riker: You’ll be fine. Asuka: No, he won’t. Geordi: We’re going to miss the window for shuttle launch if this keeps up. Riker: Ensign Ikari, get in the shuttle. Shinji: *Whimpers* Asuka: Get in the shuttle, you coward. Shinji: I don’t wanna…. Riker: *Slaps Forehead * A nearby com chirps and a foreboding voice is heard. Gendo: I’ll handle this. Gendo: Shinji, get in the shuttle. Gendo: And clean up that pee spot.
  3. That’s sounds really depressing.
  4. It’s just past midnight, so the ghost train is just leaving the station.
  5. So Star Trek with the characters from NGE?
  6. She looks she’s praying to God to send her a ghosty to love. Saving France is lonely work, and he’s just the man to keep her warm at night.
  7. Why you hating on black cats?
  8. But not to Zune because ain't nobody have Zune.
  9. Did you show up at his place of domicile with a birthday cake and hookers?
  10. Happy Birthday, hottie.
  11. I think this is dead on. Fans must be tripping if they think can just plug and play a new qb if their starter is sidelined like Aaron "The Mouth" Rodgers. Getting a chance to work with a talented young guy and no real risk of him being thrown into the starting slot in invaluable. It's one of the few things Green Bay has done right for so long.
  12. You're going to love him. He's a good dude.
  13. One of these days we're going to make a wall of birthday threads.
  14. It's going to float anyway... cereal doesn't just soak up milk on contact. But, you won't know how much milk you actually need unless you pour the cereal first - you'll just end up with a bowl of milk and whatever cereal you can put in without overflowing the bowl.
  15. It’s rather absurd.
  16. I don’t remember that even though I was definitely on before.
  17. I was wondering how you were going to pull this one off….
  18. Actually, for the cholesterol supposedly.
  19. A whey protein and psyllium smoothie.
  20. In what sense? Some of the most well know stories in the Torah borrows heavily or is a retelling of myths from older cultures in the Asia Minor region. That’s not an indication that Judaism stole older myths but it is evidence that Judaism could be a successor religion and an indication that Jews themselves are ethnically descendent from older defunct cultures. That is all to say that Jews probably wouldn’t have borrowed from a European culture when there were contemporary Stone Age cultures in the area they succeeded.
  21. The Easter Bunny is an entirely secular institution that has no practical connection to the religious festivals of Passover, Christian Easter, or the Pagan holiday of the same name. The holiday was originally Pascha - “Ressurection Sunday” - and the core rituals were in place before the pagan name was co-opted. FWIW… this isn’t to suggest that all Christianity’s major holidays have no basis in Pagan religion. As opposed to Easter, Christmas was most likely built around a couple of Pagan, Roman holidays for the express purpose you described. The difference is that there isn’t a Jewish analog for the autumnal solstice that could be used as a basis for Jesus’ divine origin myth.
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