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Hold up. What if..... the serial killer cannibalized the rapist? I mean, now they're technically the same person and you can still have your sick and twisted fantasies.

Why would you teabag a rapist? He’s just going to bite your balls off and then you’ll be ball-less with a rapist chained up in your front yard. I mean it’s a small victory, but still.

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I thought it happened to you.

Do you have the box and foam for that tv still? You're almost doing as much work to box it yourself so that it doesn't get damaged as you would by renting a U-Haul for a day or so and strapping it to the side with a blanket and some Home Depot ratchet straps. (FWIW, I have extensive experience moving musical instruments.)

We haven't used a mover in years, and the last time we did they only moved furniture. The best advice I can give is to have the movers move things like furniture and appliances, and move everything else like dishes, electronics, valuables, breakable items and clothing yourself. If need be, I suggest renting a small (16') box truck for your smaller items because its a hell of a lot easier and faster moving boxes on a dolly with a lift gate.

I don't like having a beard, so I don't value it at all.

Holy shit, that's what I had for brunch too. Wait, I was talking about the strawberries and pancakes and bacon.....

In 1984, tsar4 saw things…

The only thing I beat to a pulp is my dick, because these hands are for loving.

Motoring. It's motoring a boat.

And that's all before the time he threw a kettle ball at his son's strength and conditoning coach's head.....

Is it a bandwidth issue?

I’m 8 miles away from one of those.

Was your uncle boning French chicks in 1984?

The key points (I think) is that kickoff ball is in the same place but the actual line of scrimmage is 25 yards in front of that. Receiving and kicking and lineups are 5 yards apart and no one moves until one of two returners touches the ball. There are no fair catches but the ball can still roll into the end zone for a touchback. Essentially, everything is centered around nobody moving until the ball is caught, shortening the time and distance for the kicking team’s players to run up on the returner.

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They're going to great lengths to reduce the high speed impacts of special teams plays.

There are a lot of fucking Cybertrucks all of the sudden. I saw my first one in the wild like a month ago. Now I can’t go a day without seeing at least one. They’re even more hideous than I expected.

You should do the Camino de Santiago.

I don’t think I ever used Mapquest, but I jumped straight to a GPS in the ‘90s from a Thomas Guide.

In 1984, I went to the Olympics in Los Angeles.

Happy Birthday!