scoobdog

I'm actually quite fine with being alive.

It's always cute when kids flirt with their own mortality.

I have to agree. It really is a flattering pic.

That's... ...actually decent looking. Sort of.

No chef can turn fat cuttings into gourmet.

What? Nobody wants to know how?

Lamb isn't supposed to be grey.

Why are they grey?

You're a fan?

I know there were some comparison to Janis Joplin, as oblique as it was, and that's appropriate. Like Janis, Amy was an enigmatic personality on the fringe of superstardom, and that personality has more than anything to do with why she was lionized.

Fucking this. She was a decent singer, but her only album was more remarkable for its promise than anything particularly stand out. It doesn't really hold up the same way Thriller holds up.

So that's why you've been using "scrub" so much.

Did she say when she's going in? I want to steal her cats.

MY GOD! WHAT HAVE I DONE?

You do that, dumbass.

I wouldn't show that pork off in a crowd. Better to eat that alone.

No shit. I guess that's what eating alone looks like.

I dunno. I guess you aren't as clinically depressed as you used to be, so that's good.

God damn it, fuggs.

Have you learned nothing from your recent UEMB vacation?

It's pretty good. I mean, when they settle for the "Look, Kermit decapitated Ms Piggy" shit, it's kind of lame, but some of the more elaborate ones are actually pretty hilarious.

DO NOT DO THAT.

That looks even more tasteless than your seasoned fat.

So, i guess you're not getting the cholesterol from the meds, after all.