scoobdog

They’re white. Are you suggesting a white girl would lie about having sex with a pedophile?

All of Matt Gaetz's very underage sexual partners have come forward to say that they have, in fact, had sex with Matt Gaetz.

Anyway, since your example is kind of dumb, I propose another: If 9 out of 10 times you post a picture of your lovingly prepared dinner and it comes to life on your 2MP digital camera's screen, but... ...on the tenth time, your camera "forgets" how to use the flash right and it comes out lifelessly grey... ...does that mean you're stupid or indicate that camera has a grudge against you?

Has that ever happened with you?

What do you mean by "successful posts"?

You doxxed yourself because you don't know how the internet works. The only people who say things like this are the people who don't know what they're doing repeatedly for dozens of times.

Let's see: If it's not your failure, than it's the machine. But we all know the machine isn't malfunctioning, so that means it's a user input error. So it is your failure.

This is the kind of thread I love seeing. Kenny failing at the internet and blaming everyone else for it.

I know I was.

He could be a hero if he just hires the right exec and lets him have full control.

It would be better if he was actually good at running an NFL franchise and making that kind of money back.

The Clippers went for $1B, and that was after they pushed their racist owner out.

How much do you think it would take to buy the Jets franchise? It has to be astronomical.

Or just your massive junk.

It’s a shame Trump won. All those union janitors are going to be penniless, living in their hovels.

Just so you know…. I think I know where this is….

That’s not what succinctly means.

Now it makes sense. Sort of like flipping the on switch on the robotic floor scrubber, right?

I’m giving you credit for this one. So you’re like 2-3 for what 20?

Fuck.

I thought he retired like either a year ago or maybe two. His play was decent, but, for some reason, he’s got a lot of friends in the NBA. Must be a real solid dude.

I mean, sure it was. My point is that other guys were deified before Mike - none of them seemed to last. The only reason we still deify Mike is because Kobe deified him and now we're a Holy Spirit short of a fucking trinity. That doesn't take anything away from your greater point about how stupid it is to expect our sports idols to be invulnerable well after they've retired and too old to be doing the shit that made them gods in the first place.

In a way, this is Kobe’s fault. Jordan created his own myth, much like Russell or Magic, but it has legs because the ultimate crafter of self-myth incorporated it into his own. Essentially, Kobe built his legacy around an anointing by Jordan, something Michael abetted himself, which wasn’t about Kobe succeeding Jordan as much as Kobe being an almost equal who channels the greatness into his own success. Jordan might be legendary for his work ethic, but Kobe is the one writing an academy award winning animated short about it. Kobe deified Jordan to build his own legend.

My representative still hasn’t been decided. As of last night we were at 90%.