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Mmmmm chocolate!

That is an awesome cake. Thank you!

Nice!

I do love beer. Thank you!

Not for another 3 hours (eastern) but thanks @mthor.

He actually showed quite a bit of improvement both in Carolina and in San Francisco, more so in the latter because it was a better situation than the former. He was never a bad quarterback, it's just that quarterback in the NFL aren't as transformational as they are in the NCAAs.

You ain't keeping that up for much longer. Sam Fucking Darnold ran a train on all you alls ass.

How are you all a -15 on point differential and still 3-1? And, you've allowed 94 points. You might want to buy a defense before you talk shit about the Jets (who are a +14 differential).

You didn't?

Irony Police is glaring menacingly at you.

I'm pretty sure everyone is cool with the lovable Buddy brand of sarcasm and not the obtuse catturd brand of sarcasm.

Sarcasm is fine, but it's often misused by people who perhaps think they're evading consequences for abhorrent behavior. Like the literary device it's built on, It's supposed to be (1) directed at ideas rather than people and (2) within a proper context. These are the same people who don''t know how use "irony" correctly.

Double chili cheese burger.

You know what? Me too.

Well this got serious. Not that it comes up due to the legality of prostitution, but in Nevada counties where it’s legal, it would be theft of services although they usually get a credit card before you set one foot inside. Otherwise, you can’t very well have an illegal act be a valid contingency for a contractual agreement. It’s why legitimate sex workers are denied the protections any other gig worker would have against abusive clients.

They gotta be really big ladies if you can dine and dash on them.

Happy Birthday!

Sacramento, and I don’t believe the Las Vegas deal is done yet.

To be fair.... you're probably not going to see a Shirley Temple unless your dad drags you to the storefront bar behind the laundromat. Mocktails from 40 years ago were kind of a cover for the fact you're prepubescent in a room full of hard core drinkers.

Bro.... that doesn't come close to having that time of the month for women.

Like dirt, I think.

I remember when it was funny.

The only thing weird is that people seem shocked that CFB is not the Shangri-La of amateur athletes they selectively remember. If the NCAA hadn't cracked down so harshly on USC 15 years ago, we probably wouldn't have had the brutal reckoning with paying athletes we are having now - it would have continued to be the open secret that it was. I'm just surprised it took this long for the actual mechanics of NIL to come to the fore - all I ever hear is that NIL money is out there without really knowing who's getting it and where it's coming from.