scoobdog

That sounds exactly like something a bitter dude would say, not a dude making a joke.

You aren't really known for your sense of humor.

Well, if you drink copious amounts of water (with electrolyte tablets if you have them), you might be okay for a few hours. The problem is that fever means you're contagious.

Can you pop in quick then bail?

You know, Greeny was still touching himself with his other hand when he typed that.

I probably would just to punish it.

Well, I mean I'd be using my full size spare. But, I also don't rock climb.

I always go back to the installing shop

What's the view out the window?

I would not recommend this for tires under warranty, though.

The only reason I could think of is because it was done... ....deliberately!

That really just comes down to the luck of the draw. I'm thinking you might be on to something with your team management.

I mean, he is leading you into tonight and both of your RB matchups are tough, so it's probably going to come down to your kicker. If it's a solid NO win, you're probably losing to Kamara because he looks to be good for 15-20. If it's an IND win, Mack is probably good for 13-15 points but you won't get much out of Lutz and Kamara still matches up well enough. If it's a squeaker for NO, Lutz might be enough to allow you to make up those 5 pts if he's put to heavy use.

There are only two teams I can't identify, so maybe it's @panic?

Molarbear is, as his rank would suggest, Toilet Champs.

Your point total was astounding.

Yeah, he was lower than me in the draft rankings.

I've had this stuck in my head for thirty years...

Nice. Trance is music in subtle increments.

Oh shit... It was your birthday today?

Why? Didn't have enough misogynistic white antiheroes in it for you?

Don't forget whiskey.

Happy Birthday, Boss!

All the better. Now all you need to do is get VPN and learn how to spoof a phone number.

That's a bummer. I'm sure its out there somewhere.....