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They haven't registered with me since Columbine.

It's also great to know that we're so numb to mass shootings, they don't even register anymore.

Bro, you can't "see" ADHD in a cadaver brain.

Why would they donate your remains to science? Because of your massive dick?

Sorry dude... https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2021/02/26/mass-shootings-soared-covid-black-lives-matter-fears-2020/6784339002/

Duly noted.

So.... Are we talking.... A. "Funny" as in "ha ha" B. "Funny" as in "?" C. "Funny" as in "ok that wired" ?

No?

Hey @ghostrek.... You think George Takei sent him birthday greetings?

What the fuck were you expecting him to say?

He's almost as hard to force break character as Bucket. There must be a correlation between the two.....

Don’t forget a wild (and probably gay) Dane.

That's great, until.... Packard shits in said public bathroom.

Oh, I though he was in the Chinese Food restaurant.... what was it called again?

It is an awful tweet.

You want a cartoon girl to suck your dick?

She does look kind of Asian.

You could have at least upped the sentence, man.

Boooooooooooo

Your honor, as helps attorney I would like to motion for a stay while we appeal to Council of Doom for a new trial.

There wasn't really much traveling. I think the dream starts as we're just arriving at the stadium.

The one I had last night was about me going somewhere (not sure where) to perform with my college marching band during the pandemic. We were performing in an empty stadium, but I was afraid I didn't have my uniform with me. Oddly enough, i never once saw my instrument but that didn't seem to bother me.

Ok, but seriously, I've been having dreams all week, which is kind of strange because I don't usually dream.

Saw that at an Islands once.

You want me to explain how musical instruments work?