Right about now, his ex-wife is wondering why she didn't feed him a little extra crack while they were still married. Still wouldn't have had the house, but at least their kids could pretend dad could fly off skyscrapers.
I absolutely love that everyone is so fucking in on this "The Raiders were playing for a tie" thing. It's bonkers that people actually believe that shit.
I think the bat boat is more of a slap in the face than Thor's gym.
"Welcome to Superman's home. He doesn't have a boat like me. Also, I probably steal all his pussy with my boat. XOXO Bruce."