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That was crazy fast.

I was looking at the weather in PA and thinking "Man, Sawdy's Trailhawk is ready for action."

I don't think my grad program even cared about my GRE.

Bro, mthor is right. If you want to be put on a list for a liver, you have to demonstrate you're minimizing your risk of not just needing another liver (which you aren't going to get anyway) but also that your years of survival after the transplant are likely to justify the next person up or down the transplant list. Rather than acknowledging you're an alcoholic, going to AA is more about acknowledging that you're making a lifestyle change and addressing any kind of potentially damaging coping behavior (like over eating, medication abuse, or even something tangential like gambling or shopping). Just being scared isn't going to cut it.

Nice finishing move. Ghost cat be all "Ima get me some company."

No one told you to go to hell and stay there, dude.

Dude, no. Stop, man.

Meanwhile:

You all are terrible at fake email addresses.

And Nunes and McCarthy.

I'm proud to say I not only did not, I forgot as soon as I was reminded.

I got an email about your calendar event today. Thanks for that.

Well, he gets bullied by his coworkers at the truck stop, so I don't think it really matters: anyone would intimidate him.

Dude is hella smug about the shitty parts of his state.

STFU Benji.

"If you reaaaallly like this video.." No, I do not.

You know you want it.

You want to be better than Doomy, right?

Do it.

If I go in on this, can we upgrade?

Yeah, our baby wasn't so happy about it either.

I would like to add a caveat to this. As a writer by training, i think it would be more accurate to say that it's a bad idea to be writing for any sense of an accomplishment. He absolutely can write a novel as long as he doesn't expect it to be something that would ever be published. In fact, most first novels aren't something to publish, they're exercises in how to put thoughts on to paper and to see what they look like.

Every time I bring up lot lizards, all he says is “what?” They’re going to literally have to tear his stained jumpsuit off of him before he figures it out.

He brought it up on his own.

Nursing kittens isn’t so bad. Is trying to get them to poop that’s hard.