scoobdog

Tijuana

Oh you know how it is. You see the FBI van so you go out to report the Cartels, but... Surprise! Its really the Cartel and now you're in your underwear outside a TJ bar.

I meant everyone that's ever had a fucking van sit out front of their house.

So now you have a van out front too? Sure it isn’t the Cartel?

C’mon. Gronk is at least loveable…

Alrighty.... a few housekeeping things before we get started. I went with two divisions this time to see how it would work out. We're going with a six team (of ten) playoff. Scoring is as follows: Passing: Touchdown: 4pts Interception: -1pts Passing Yards: 1pt/25yards Rushing Touchdown: 6pts Yards: 1pt/10yards 40+ Yard Rush: 2pts Receiving Touchdown: 6pts Receptions (PPR): .5pts Yards: 1pt/10yards 40+ Yard Pass: 2pts Special Teams: PAT (Kick): 1pt PAT (Rush / Pass): 2pts Kick / Punt Return (for TF): 6pts PAT Return (for TD): 2pts Field Goals (<40) : 3pts Field Goals (40-49) : 4pts Field Goals (≥50): 5pts Fumbles Lost: -2pts Fumble Recovered by Offense and Returned For TD: 6pts Defense: Points Allowed (0): 10pts Points Allowed (1-6) : 7pts Points Allowed (7-13) : 4pts Points Allowed (14-20) : 2pts Points Allowed (21-27) : 1pt Points Allowed (28-34) : -1pt Points Allowed (≥35) : -4pts Sack: 1pt Fumble Recovery: 2pts Defensive Touchdown: 6pts Safety: 2pts Block Kick: 2pts Anyone who has an opinion, let me know so I can make adjustments.

You don't want to mess around with Brown Recluses. We have bit of overgrowth in our yard, so you never go out there without long pants and closed shoes.

Necrosis usually takes only a few hours, right?

I don’t recall that in this league.

the by far worst version of this community spamming my own thread so I can say it's hot

Also, am I seeing this right? Are there two teams with the same owner?

We still have a week and a half until the draft. We have three more spots. It's going to be like the new and improved Pac-10.

Aww.... You no have good time Nab?

Liz Cheney's Campaign Bus

I thought you liked parity.....

Carmelo has always been unfairly vilified. Like every player loves him.

Kimberly Guilfoyle's face.

Lake Meade

Nope. Try again.

(Fill in the Blank), and actually it's not so bad.

Thanks, Helps.

I actually enjoy coffee, but I've discovered that it doesn't end up helping much with sleeep deprivation. I generally drink two cups a day mostly for the taste and the somewhat murky health benefits.

It's that time again: fantasy football is back. Discuss the UEMB league here.

Which meme and what obvious reasons?

No, rotating five wheels. I rotate in the spare.