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molarbear

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  1. molarbear
    whatevs you're big spoon next time. Keep that idle hand away from me with its phantom smacks
  2. molarbear
    You're terrible at cuddling and your ass sounds like it's attempting to summon a demon while you sleep
  3. molarbear
    He looks and acts like Congressman Murray from Parks and Rec
  4. molarbear
    I imagine when this dude needs lube he just taps the scar tissue on his face and uses the blood
  5. molarbear
    I'd avoid trying to do any laundry tonight.... Just to be safe
  6. molarbear
    I hope a semi full of lego pieces over turns in front of your house
  7. molarbear
    We can never build a dog dojo together đŸ˜ª
  8. molarbear
    This is going to be a completely different SB and it feels kind of nice
  9. molarbear
    Did M&M ever take off tho?
  10. molarbear
    Should have pulled a Favre and gone and played for the Giants, just to use the pillow trick on old Belichick Breaking his final Horcrux
  11. molarbear
    Aging like a slice of american cheese that got lost behind the fridge
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  13. molarbear
    I only like that on Waffles Speaking of which, people talk so highly of Waffle House, those mofos don't have peanut butter
  14. molarbear
    Someone did not skip Kegel day
  15. molarbear
    I thought something like this actually happened in South America The Drug Dealers kidnapped the local Doctors and made them vaccinate the local population
  16. molarbear
    I go for potato quality If there's one thing people love, it's potatoes
  17. molarbear
    WITH BANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANAS
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  19. molarbear
    Dat dude is dressed for the slide
  20. molarbear
    Nah He's from Cali, he only plays in Wisconsin If anything it's the vegan filet o perch that was raised tank2table at his commune
  21. molarbear
    Where do you think his powers come from?
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  23. molarbear
    No... No they did not
  24. molarbear
    GB needs to capitalize on SF's slow start
  25. molarbear
    Supposedly half the rounds are blanks so they don't know exactly who killed the person
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