molarbear

Is it because I'm happy Sawdy?

Ya know what man? I'll take Doom, take Father's Day off and go treat yo self I fucking put this shit on to take a joke photo and it feels.... not terrible

The Hand that inspired the Tattoo

I have come so close to switching to artificial turf in the last couple years it's not even funny

Yes, Whales are big

I had something

He has accrued an outstanding debt and has failed repeatedly to pay up in a timely manner I'll get the bed time story that was promised to me, and it ain't gonna be no quarter ass 2 sentence "oh yeah, I got one in my pants" There's going to be Goblins, Princes, Lasers and MotherF'n Dogs with laser beam tails

Sub Cat C ii. a. Hand you fap with

In a sense..... yes to all of this

There's still hope

Did you buy them a red shirt yet?

Bruh

These are pups that I see on a frequent basis

They're blooming! the poorly edited paint is the potential plan leave everything outside the brown line alone except for thinning a little, most of them are blooming and they keep people from being able to see packages on the porch Clear out all 15 layers of jungle rot inside the circle so you can see the yellow circle again which is just a big rock that someone saw 50 years ago and thought "This is a perfect front yard rock" I'm really hoping one of the japanese maple seeds I planted takes so I can stick one of those up there and call it good, if that fails I'll just stuff some flowers in there until I find a permanent fix (flowers...the flowers will probably end up being the permanent fix) *Picked some Green Beans right before it got dark

I planted some sun flowers along the outside of the garden The birds got a nesting bowl Things are finally blooming...again Nothing else was really worth taking a picture of. Just a bunch of drying out and fixing mole spots

Billy Summers good ole stefon king

I have a sprout Not sure what the hell I'm doing but I got something

It's not my fault you've taken 8 months to tell me a bed time story

I always think Neo Geo

New England Oregano You know, I really pushed for a different acronym but no one listened

No I'm pretty sure the cute things would have had the decency to eat the flowers before beginning construction on a new subway line