molarbear

Hey man! Happy birthday! I think I got this in in time... with time change and tesseracts and times zones and jazz long story short... you gonna share some of those cakes? I'm fucking starving

Happy Birthday!!!!!!!!!!!

a rogue wave, but instead of water it's giant fluffy pups

You two should first figure out how to get my biology grade up to an A

Silly old person You're suppose to eat the drywall bran and enjoy it

*color *pants YAS!!!!!! I have been needing an excuse to bust this thing out

To clear up any confusion I made a height chart The top one is the mythical "Pegasaurus"

here's a reenactment

@SwimModSponges please make this into one of your AI bot prons with quad lasers

https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/35558060/sources-chargers-hiring-kellen-moore-new-oc WTF?!?!? This dude is still around?

It still looks like a curly fry from arby's Dude got the nation out of debt and got head while doing it prob not also ^

No one in my class knew what AOL was when the Teacher asked We're all Dinosaurs

Do what you think is best man It's just a fantasy league

Not gonna lie really wish it was Gary Patterson leading that team

........ Awwwwwww

Dude I don't... in that moment my old 6th grade peewee team ran a better 2 min drill sidelines, and now it's even first downs either way you're suppose to have go to plays that you already know in the event the clock keeps moving Whatever that shit was, you could have given a beached whale a football and it would have lost less yards by sitting there being beached and not knowing what a football is or having any understanding of the world of gravity and why it's now hemorrhaging under its own weight because it would have only drawn one delay of game penalty before time ran out

"Alright, we have 57 seconds and we're starting at the 25.... this is completely manageable" ....2 plays later

in other news Air Force beat Baylor! Turns out....the NIL doesn't affect Military Academies

Commendable.... but major booty still wins

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My plan is to fortify the area around my nesting spot with blankets, after that I will set out to find you so I can use your head to kindle the first flame and bring warmth back to the land

Happy Birthday! I had a shitty paint image I made but it didn't save and I'm a little too high to remember wtf I drew atm