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molarbear

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  1. At that point I'd tell my Insurance Agent they sucked and probably switch Insurance Companies
  2. That sucks, I've passed that milestone already and insurance is still a bitch and half to deal with at times. I got rear ended at a gas station once because the dude in front of me pull up to the gas pump so I parked in the parking spot behind him, he then threw it in reverse and backed into me and then claimed that I slid sideways all Fast and Furious style into the spot seconds before he reversed..... After approaching me for info exchange his girlfriend made the statement "Babe this is the 2nd time someone has hit you" and he agreed, I nearly fucking strangled the kid. Luckily there was a Cop at the gas station who came over shortly before I attempted murder and took accident statements, when he told his story to the Cop about a "parked car hitting him" the Cop bust out laughing, shit you not, literally lol'd My insurance still had to dispute the claim...........
  3. I swear Ginobili is like 258 years old at this point either way respect to the old man for still be able to play at that age
  4. I have State Farm and they covered me towing my car to my house I mean yeah there's a range on how many miles they'll cover but I've never had any problems
  5. if you did this you'd just have to have them tow it to your house
  6. You could just move to a town where everything is built on one stretch of really straight road while switching to insurance that offers free towing for when you want to go home
  7. I'm sure I will again in 2020 when the next half of this season of Venture Bros comes out
  8. molarbear

    Ataribox

    Honestly? I'll have to see what's on it first. I mean they make those joysticks you can buy that hook up to your tv and have like 40 classic atari games on them so a console seems kind of pointless.
  9. Honestly I've never seen a reason for anymore than 2. I mean to each their own, I've seen a 4 monitor desk before that I thought was just overkill.
  10. Holy Shit! Limewire is still around? I have to use the deep web to find my arivadiudu porn It's Elephants dressed as 16th century middle class british men banging Giraffes in Cheerleader outfits
  11. ^ I agree with this but cannot 100% confirm it anytime I've been drunk enough to order food at a bar I think any food would taste amazing at that point
  12. When I use to get blazed out of my mind Taco Bell's Baja Blast or an Ocean Water from Sonic were the greatest beverages on Earth
  13. molarbear

    -

    Good to hear, I wouldn't know how to live life any other way. I blame that one chainmail email I didn't forward when I was little
  14. molarbear

    Hey

  15. ^valid question
  16. There was the Matt Damon one a while back nevermind apparently it was Mark Wahlberg
  17. Honestly I'm so lost on the Planet of the Apes movies at this point, they've made like 150 in the past 15 years I went and watched the new Spiderman movie today, it was pretty good
  18. License to Ill came out the year I was born I'm not big on rap but I played the CD so much that eventually it started skipping on every song
  19. Personally I'd save those hollow points and just use birdshot on his groin area That being said I don't have a kids but; with Zeni, I wouldn't be worried unless I owned small farm animals
  20. Mine *just pop anytime I stand up, Football and genetics have done some damage on them
  21. pssh, that's just a picture. They've been around since the 1800's
  22. I joined the boards to save hockey chicken!
  23. Philosipher_Stoned[/member] Really? I've had the complete opposite experience In fact, one time I'm fairly positive a girl just put her mouth on it and did nothing else which lead to me thinking "I got a boner just thinking about you naked and now your mouth is on my junk and I'm somehow losing my erection" which then lead to me laughing uncontrollably I had to lie my ass about the reason I was laughing to get her to stay
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