molarbear

you could try to stream yourself sleeping

it's better than seeing 1200 zeni threads

He had a stroke Jim, stop mocking him

Some people are like that Unfortunately I'm not and anytime I touch it my skin boils up and shit Just a pro tip it's not hard not to scratch normally, if it gets any source of heat on it it itches like x12000 worse

Your Grandma clearly never had poison ivy and took a warm shower

this is still my favorite

How is it? I've been thinking of getting a new phone recently

ESPN did a story on this yesterday. Apparently the kid played football in HS and is hoping to take over long snapping full time at some point, it'd be pretty cool to see that happen.

I'd prove I cared by never taking a bike through water like that I'd tell her we were going to shack up in a hotel and bang out the storm

well pretty much everyone here is broke or jobless so when I suggested a $5 buy in they all backed out I think the final pool came to $2.08 cents in loose change, and some asshole used a Canadian coin

.....cough 50/50 split cough cough

I dunno about Cats but the vet gave my old dog a prescription for anti inflammatory medication

you know when the betting pool started I originally had my money on Horse but then changed it to some kind of rare cave newt

I actually hate tomatoes but like pasta sauce The fewer tomato chunks the better imo

I love that Texas lost.... I was really hoping Western Michigan would beat USC and even though they played UTEP Sooners looked pretty damn good today.

Give the pup a belly rub for me

whenever I get bored I get drunk and play games... it makes the games 10x more fun for me

I did not fap today :(

seems like your Emulator may have built in Ads, that or your phone company just loves to throw them at you.

Were you playing beer bong on an episode of " Little People of Dallas" or something? Who sets a Chandelier at 6 ft? I wouldn't even apologize for that I'd just ask why they built a center for Ants.

I live in semi large town so bonfires are illegal

I watched for 10 seconds I will haunt you once I die for the 10 seconds of my life you wasted

I just pour part of one of my beers on the ground as an offering to the bugs, then I command them to do my bidding. I'm not sure if it actually works but if it does I have enough grasshoppers and crickets on my side to become Pestilence and have an amazing fish trip while it's happening

Something is severely fucked up with your user image it says your name 3 times and has 2 different post counts I believe you may be a witch

I great balance so from a personal stand point I couldn't tell you I did have a friend who fell down so often he made his New Year's goal to not fall down for a whole year.... It was broke that night when we decided to have a race from the bar to the house I rented (it was like a block away) he ate shit hard and I laughed so hard I cried.