molarbear

I'm lazy and wings with bones require more work to procure the meat boneless I just cut in half confirm that it at least resembles chicken meat and devour

....... Only when dragged or tricked into it. (posts feeling safe that women are not onto our secrets)

Here I was, thinking you were intentionally getting fat so we'd match each other and go shopping together GOOD DAY SIR!

Boneless ftw

That's good to hear but 2019 is still a ways off At least it's not as bad as waiting on new episodes of Venture Bros

I read about that and couldn't stop thinking of It's always sunny

As painful as it will be I volunteer to eat any bacon you cannot consume

Here I am trying to get hyped for the weekend and you drop this bomb

I gotta stop you right there. Posting any art online is asking for a bunch of snobby douche's to critique it unless you're smearing nearly extinct Rhino semen into some weird abstract painting mixed with your blood the art community of reddit will probably never be pleased

it really depends on which subfolder you're visiting on reddit. I stick to /aww, /animalsderping, and a few other animal and or comical subreddits

I get along with the babblers I know, they may come off as jerks but god damn are they good at what they do.

My most embarrassing story about causing myself to bleed is once I was resting my head on my fist and had a super violent surprise sneeze which caused me to headbutt my fist with my nose and gave me a nose bleed I told everyone the black eyes were from getting hit by a Baseball in the nose

^this When I first joined the boards in '04 you could make a thread at 2:30 in the morning and if you didn't actively reply back to people or make it creative enough to where people would respond to each other then it'd be off front page in no time back then IB was more like a +1 on your post count and babbling was way more user friendly

I fucking knew it!

If he ever quits swinging to land a ball on the Moon and focuses on just getting hits that dude is going to be a fucking Apex Predator at the plate

Still not as bad as the people that do like 4 reps then hog weight benches/machines for 30 mins playing on their phone

Nah dude it's the Comedic part of Andy

Nah. I see more of an Andy

Ron Swanson is my spirit animal

so.... raise the bar and have doggo great whites

just jump in the water all badass like and start petting them like this dude did with Tiger Sharks

I'm just not photogenic That's why I've dedicated my life to finding bigfoot so I can train in their ways of appearing blurry in photos

I'd block the punch with my face and accept it as personal punishment for owning a cat