molarbear

this is my moment BRUH! We demand a Sloth from the Goonies icon

I have a rather large head so the only sunglasses that fit me are Aviators Doctors still do experiments on it. Luckily my Mother was saved because I was a C-section

Being your Older Bro, I gotta watch after you

That's just tall grass yo! You got lazy with your mowing skills

I woke up and did Laundry, then I ate in between there I showered while listening to my old Nick Jr show intro playlist at one point during the "Eureeka's Castle" Intro I started dancing in the shower and the shower mat got all crooked

I've always wondered what sadistic fuck was like "no one has a name longer than 4 letters"

^ 100% Plus it's the one Season Nature doesn't try to kill you

I didn't see that one... Sorry to throw salt into an open wound

My Brother showed me this over the weekend. It was pretty cool. What these boards are lacking are Pupper update photos

I've been thinking of naming my next dog Lady or Sir Ruffington

That's some next level savagery

People make serious threads here?

I played the absolute shit out of that game Got close but I never managed to beat it

I SEENT IT

The 80's happened

I'll take the gum... and throw in the glasses

No! I'm assuming it where two people share a box of fig newtons though, and, I'd like to keep it that way and then not know them because those things are digusting

I managed to stay innocent enough to not know what this was until about 5 years ago I'll never forget that night because I thought a drunk girl was talking about a tuning fork, then my coworker/her husband was like "no, it's rod that goes in your pee hole" That's when I reminded myself of why I try not to get to know my coworkers

Que?

I want to say "Yes" but the image didn't load for me so I'm not sure it really was trident layers or if I'm being bamboozled

Three Veins guaranteed location is the side of my head

It looks like the DickButt meme

I say this in a light hearted, joking manner