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Well I know what I'm like having sex. I'm just curious about other people. I'm sure nobody has sex the same and porn is weird. Gotta get those optimal shots. I just saw a porn meme of some dude sticking his whole hand in this lady's mouth and Im like .... what are we even doing?!

Somebody else has to look at people and wonder how they have sex too

I'm not aroused by it. I just wonder sometimes. Like you see an old couple in Costco and be like .... I wonder how they get it in.

>.> have you ever heard your neighbors have sex? I can't decide if it's better to cut on some music or something ... or like carry on as normal so as not to make it apparent that I hear them

Waiting to a reasonable time to text my new manager to the job I haven't started to see if I can take myself and kid to get covid tests instead of starting on my first day. I hope they can just push back my start date .... and they don't go ... welp .... no job for you and I lose my job

Worried about starting my new job Tuesday. I was looking forward to being stuck in a new hire orientation class and not having to think until probably the next week. Only they approved me to start before the new hire class so I guess it'll be straight on the job training.

I really like Sandra Oh's hair.

Your Uber is outside.

I don't think they apologize for our benefit It's that or ..... was it good for you? Why even ask? Just go home and dont leave anything on your way out or it's going in the trash.

There's this person in my apartment building with a Fake Taxi sticker on their car and every time I see it, I cringe But am I cringing at them .... or myself for knowing what it is ?

The Disney vacation I paid for. I took my mom, the miniature, and one of my cousins who helped out alot when the miniature was teeny. We stayed on a Disney property. It was one of the older ones but it was still pretty fun and you still get all the Disney perks. We went to Magic Kingdom and Disney Springs while at the resort then finished the week on the Disney Cruise line. Pure. Fucking. Magic. The mouse treats you real nice .... after you pay him. Waiting to go on another Disney Cruise. >.> but I also want to try Royal Caribbean You can keep Carnival. I'm never cruising with them again Never

Do we assume he just paid for it or did he give her a loan and added his admission as interest XD

That new Cruella movie was ... actually not that bad. they were doing the most in a few parts but ... not bad

I do not like seeing people in socks that come up higher than their ankles. HATE it.

Turned on this animated Witcher movie on Netflix and was like .... Hey! There's Black people 2 seconds later Well fuck

I'm still waiting for them to let Skeletor be great

I'm not worried. They already get regular check ins by DCS and they go to the grandma's house for respite. There's no random dudes showing up over there. The mom told me when we were doing admission paperwork she was a hoe in a past life XD But now she and Jesus are besties. Now the kid has a history of aggression for sure but most of it is, she hasn't had any real discipline because the mom was always invested in other things besides her kids. She and the mom also have bipolar disorder so keeping the mom on track with meds is just as important as keeping the kid on track with meds. When we got in the hallway all her attitude vanished and she is a model citizen in class so I know she can do it at home, she just doesn't want to. There's a lot of work to do.

Not necessarily that nothing can be done .... more like they're not ready to change. I tried to have a family session today with a kid and their mom. The first ones are usually really light, super easy. The kid came out of the gate telling her mom what she wasn't going to do ... and it's all your fault for having "all these damn kids" And I was just like ... wtf?! It was literally like good morning, what do you think we need to work on? The kid: getting out this hoe house The mom : .... Like I tried to roll it back to even more basic stuff ... like a miracle question. If you woke up tomorrow and had the power to change anything you wanted, how would the world look/what would you change. The kid: I'd go back in time and tell HA(her) to keep ha damn legs closed and stop getting kids with all these men 'cause ha bad ass kids nasty and I ain't cleaning up after them The mom: Nah little heifer since you wanna talk. Gone tell the lady how you kick holes in the walls and pulled my braids out from the root *procedes to show me 2 bald spots* Me: So basically I tried and failed to mediate over the basic of things and finally I was like ... I'm not going to allow you both to speak this way to each other so I'm ending the session. The kid: That's alright. Imma fuck ha up when I get home The mom: Me alone in the hallway with the kid after the mom leaves: The kid: I'm sorry. Imma try and do better

I'm a therapist.... atleast for a few more days. So aside from individual and family therapy I also do group therapy and teach pyschoeducation classes Never been a CNA but I used to intern at a hospice And I got promoted through several positions at FedEx ... one of the last was dispatch