Vamped

Since I cant watch that during the day now I'm essentially watching Blind Date on Hulu .... only with people talking over it instead of the pop ups

this porn parody better exist somewhere

I just plan to pay some kids to make it look decent My stepdad cuts the lawn in a circle around the tree in their yard. I just look out of my balcony and watch the people across the street pay professional lawn services to maintain their pristine properties

Well ... depending on if you still have your underpants on you may or may not have Drunk Ho Disorder

You dont want all the awkward that comes before the kinky sex

Well I too could complain about not having kinky sex because good at complaining

Its gonna take a minute to get over the bridge!

Make some room on the couch, Im coming over to watch it

Well if you like boobs and want to hear the owner of those boobs complain about all the hot kinky sex she's not getting then this is the show for you. Theres also ass, both male and female

Its just the first episode so I dont know how its going to go .... it was just kinda dumb ... lemme just type up a word doc about all kinky sex I've had in the past and hope my dude stumbles upon it eating shredded cheese in the middle of the night. I dunno ... just tell the man you want some dirty sex like ... I dunno maybe my boundaries are just ... inappropriate(?) My dude just strips in the bathroom behind me to go get in the shower ... Imma just ease over there and grab his junk if I need to get it in

Stumbled upon this on Netflix last night Watched episode one..... there's alot of titties XD Like I might know that lady's boobs better than I know my own just from the first episode Im not mad at her though because Im not sure anything would stop me from being naked all the time lol She's smol and non threatening But for real You're really having a whole crisis living in the comforts of white America .... over some dick?! Me as a counselor: Biiiiiitch just go home and tell him you wanna be choked and spanked

I didnt really get The Drowned Giant either, but I would like to add that I just finished watching the available episodes of Attack on Titan so I was like ....y'all not trying to find out where this bitch came from?!!

Just drink

I still havent finished 2 XD

If your tip is loud and dramatic, you may need to see a doctor

I talk to almost everybody on this forum except him ....I stay out of their threads on purpose

Oh ... okay so nobody else is going to say anything about the man in the square