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Like I don't know how to be 2 steps ahead of people. I was for real trying to sell him a car .... like I don't think .... well get your lie together just in case Pretend you have a partner, that you're divorced, something apparently having a kid is not enough

Sometimes I wish I was snarkier on the fly and here's why So I've been in my new job for month learning, working, earning my keep There are 2 older ... er old security guards and they've been pretty nice but they've been kind of creeping me out because every time I turn around there they are. So I'm like no it's cool, they're security .... best not piss them off. Fast forward to today Me just walking up to the door with my purse and work bag. The morning security guard pops out of the door and literally goes: While singing "ain't to proud to beg" Internally I'm just like .... bruuuuuuh what the fuck Externally : good morning, you've got Friday energy *awkward laughter* So I hurry to my office and bury myself in tasks. My manager is still training me so I don't think about it anymore - 2pm- Going to my car for lunch Suddenly I hear ... Hey Hey Hey! WISH I COULD GO WITH YOU Me: So I get to my car but I'm like Fuck... I have to turn around to get in. There's the afternoon creepy security guard : So he's like ... going to lunch? Me :.... yes ...? Where are you going? Me: .... I ... don't really know I'm just gonna drive around until I see something... So I snuck back in the building when I came back and was like .... thank God - Go back to work -4:45pm Time to go .... walking back to my car "HEY!" So he asks me how I like my car. So my dumb ass is apparently trying to sell him a Ford Escape. Me literally going over all the amenities : He gives me this run down about how he's got a rental and was looking at something similar so Im like ... uh cool you want the salesman's card? .... like I'm really telling him locations of dealerships, the price I paid, how hard the finance guy seemed to work And then I'm like .... uh okay ... anything else? It plays CDs and has Bluetooth I have one foot in my car the whole time and my hand on the steering wheel like ... HAVE A GOOD WEEKEND SO I CAN LEAVE THEN .... this old hoe goes Whatcha doing tonight? Me (still oblivious) : going to the zoo with the miniature him: well I was asking to see if I could take you to dinner tonight me: Externally: Aw ... no I'm sorry Him: Well keep me in mind Me : okay (thinking maybe thats good enough for him to leave me alone and never think about it again) Then he proceeds to talk about going downtown and hanging out Me: Uhh .... have a good weekend ...?

It's really whatever you're comfortable with. I don't like not having my own space. Also when my parents get in a bad mood I don't want to be trapped in my room all the time and I like the freedom to do whatever I want. If that's not a concern for you and you're fine living there until you're 50 that's cool. It's nice that you want to help your parents out but at the same time, they're adults too. Don't let them guilt you into staying up under them. It sounds like your dad noticed you were serious about moving and had to drop a little guilt on you to dissuade you from taking any further action. I never paid my parents rent but I would buy all the groceries or pay the cable bill. My mom had the belief of why charge rent when they'll have to be responsible for the bills anyway when everybody moves out

If you're paying rent then you can fuck in the room you're renting

What are we failing at? Back 4 Blood

How is this so hard?! This is the tutorial

I agreed to work a company event ... it's supposed to be like a tailgate or something ... it was lame yesterday, I'm sure it's going to be lame today

I really don't have the social battery for this

.... put in a work order for my leaky pipes like .... 4 months ago. All they did was come in and tighten the knob on top of the sink Put in another work order because the pipes are dripping ... they came to look at it and said ... we need to replace that. So water has been dripping into my trash can ... but now it's dripping so bad my whole bathroom is flooded by the time I come home. Me and the miniature are pushing water out of the bathroom and mopping and trying to towel up the remainder ..... so ... yes ... we will indeed be moving again when my lease is up Only I'm hiring someone to move for me

What else would it read as ?

.... would putting up a framed poster of Allmight in my office be unprofessional even if I believe "Go Beyond, Plus Ultra" to be a positive message?

Payless closing really hurt. They went to a size 13 in women's and had feminine looking shoes. It's not really a problem for athletic shoes or sneakers because the men's department is fine. The plus size stores have wide width and extended sizes. I wear a 12 and you can find sandals, flats, and boots in those stores. You just have to go in there and try them on because sometimes the sizing is weird. The only thing I hate about plus size stores and boots is they put that extra slap of material in the back of their boots ... for the people with with really fat legs I guess? I went in a DSW a couple weekends ago and they had a few pair of 12s

This is ... messed up. ..... nooo .... not the corgi ... Yo .... this villainy is getting out of hand. This is A+ trauma and manipulation blended into a compelling villain back story smoothie. Now he's even more scary and ... murderous ..... this bad ... But also I might be a little excited ... in the pants

Shadow House episode 3

Well it's there

Clearly I'm listening to "all hits" Playlist instead of my usual ..... this .... Fancy Like song ..... Please .... Please .... don't tell me people really think Applebee's is fancy ?! God .... please Aroused at a Wendy's ?!

We don't fuck around with grape soda .... but that's because nobody can resist saying something petty when we catch you with it. It's always like .... look at you playing into the stereotype Or Yes .... swallow it like the white man wants you to I feel like the old people got mad at us and stopped buying it at family gatherings XD

Get the fuck out BTS and Megan Thee Stallion have a song together?!!

Happy Birthday! I don't know what you like but I hope it's Peppa Pig

It just may not be the time for a relationship. Maybe just take some time to figure things out. If you know polyamory isn't your thing, then it's not your thing. If a potential partner can't accept that, then that isn't the partner for you. I know polyamory isn't for me because I have a jealous streak and I'll say some petty shit in a second I'm also not a forgiving person either when it comes to affairs. It doesn't even have to be me. If somebody I'm close to fucks around and tells me their partners cheated on them/treat them like shit .... even if they make back up I'm still going to be ready with the petty

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Yep. The miniature brought it home. He's too young for the vaccine but I was fully vaccinated

not true. If it was shoulder length all the way around his head, it wouldn't be a mullet. Its short in the front and long in the back.