Vamped

So .... lemme just give the visual .... you're asking for a horse to put in a ring with a person from my 600lb life ... only twice as fatt to see what happens

Stumbled upon a tweet about the release of an Eren figure from AoT 98% of the comments were unexpectedly thirsty. It's like a whole new world of memes "Start the rumbling inside me" Nooo ... I'm taking a break XD

So I'm taking my kid to get his haircut in the kid salon. So they have this play area with like a train set or whatever so he goes over to play and I sit on the couch behind him. I notice this old white bitch keeps looking at me funny and I'm like .... oh okay bitch whatever. Then her grandkid comes over to play with my kid. No problem, kids are kids so he's talking to me, I talk back, he leaves. The kid comes back with a toy you have to pay for and he puts on the table by my kid. My kid is like uhhh but he keeps playing, not touching the toy. The old bitch sees it and tells him go get it and put it back. Still no problem, I'm just sitting there by the table and the toy. She could just come get it but she's looking at me and the toy like I'll explode if she comes near. She's begging and pleading with the kid. The kid is doing his own thing. Finally the kid's mom (her daughter I assume) finishes whatever she's doing and she points at the toy and her daughter is like ... wth just go get it. No dice. Anyway the daughter gets the toy and puts it away I'm just like .... WHY YOU SCARED??! I guess Imma just rob you in this salon full of children and other whites??!!

So this lady has been asking for snacks and water during treatment ... which we dont do btw So in her dissatisfaction with our service she has decided she's going to scream for 4 hours. ..... uhm no the fuck you are not going to scream at us for 4 hours. You can calm the fuck down or I can call your transportation to pick you up. You are literally screaming like somebody is stabbing you in the chest. The people from the restaurant next door are about to call 911.

Old people falling makes me nervous. Even seeing old people around stairs in movies. One fall could cost them their mobility and independence. If they were pretty active in the first place and need to go to for a rehab or a hospital stay .... stuff starts going downhill fast.

What? Instead of Yu-gi-Oh?! Sounds like a ripoff

Every time they dub Attack on Titan in a new language .... that's one more dude screaming in a booth for like 8 hours straight I hope they get some hot tea afterwards

Well .... no more surprise STIs Still on for the surprise buttsex though.

This sounds like thot advice to me lol Sounds like therapy "what do you think it means" then follow it up .... "how does you that make you feel? ... what are some of your thoughts?"

Uuuuhhhh Netflix .... is this softcore porn??!!! Is all this in the Manga??? Where can I get the Manga??

Yuuuup. Google says it's in Green Bay Wisconsin now

Got a couple of sulfur farts in my purse, would you like one?

So .... is the paper clothes ? ??? I'm confused .... and concerned

Boil Water. Forget water is boiling. Turn off stove top. Procrastinate into never making them

yep. I didn't watch it when it came on AS though. Kinda regret watching it on Netflix. It started getting real dumb toward the end and I was fast forwarding through it to skip their weird teeny bopper drama.

I wasted 2 days watching Code Geass I dont even fucking care what happens in season 2