Vamped

..... Jesse Mcree?

This one then?

Here you go

Sneaking out to see jujutsu kaisen at the movie theater while my step-dad sad about having a stroke

Those not your friends XD

Better find out which of those dogs can talk

Oh we pretending ??!

Got word that a new patient was asking to talk to me so I was like .... OH HEY! I can knock out my assessments with them too. Me: How's it going? Them: ma'am? ......... MA'AM!!! Then she popped up and was like .... I NEED A TRANSPLANT WHEN I LOSE 45 LBS. So I was like .... okay are you working on the weight loss or have you lost the 45 lbs them: uh ... okay .... then

my kindred spirits

Disagree on the nails part .... Dirty nails make me uncomfortable also when they're long and curve over ... in addition to being dirty

like .... accidentally ran him over or ran him over on purpose ? XD

Are you soft though? As someone that slathers myself in vaseline and scented lotions nightly .... this doesn't compute I also put on lotion every time I wash my hands. I have lotion everywhere, my desk, my car, my purse .... everywhere ............................................... I dont know how to make my question sounds less creepy .... your skin .... is soft yes?

I've been drinking coffee all day where are my poops?

Not even after you wash your hands??!

What? You dont wear lotion in the Spring?

So ... why did I waste my time making a referral for an organ transplant for this patient to waltz their ass up to the consultation and tell these people they are not getting a covid vaccine because its killing people ..... okay bruh ... I guess you dont want the new organ then.

I'm out of fake smiles today .... its not even 9:30

My mom is stressed and mad so she's in a foul mood and yelling at everybody .... so from the safety of my apartment I sent this in the family group chat ... she might drive over and kill me XD

I want to go see the Jujutsu Kaisen but I can't take this kid ..... Jesus why do little kids talk so much ...