Vamped

So I got food poisoning yesterday so I've been mostly unconscious until about 10pm last night. I took my at home rapid covid test which came back negative and called in sick to work ... the miniature wakes me up to tell me my phone is ringing ... step dad had yet another stroke and is back at the hospital .... I can't do anything or go anywhere right now people. I just want to sleep.

Good job everyone

Thinking about how the other people in the movie theater seem to be older. Is JJK for "mature" audiences ..... am I mature audiences ...

..... Jesse Mcree?

This one then?

Here you go

Sneaking out to see jujutsu kaisen at the movie theater while my step-dad sad about having a stroke

Those not your friends XD

Better find out which of those dogs can talk

Oh we pretending ??!

Got word that a new patient was asking to talk to me so I was like .... OH HEY! I can knock out my assessments with them too. Me: How's it going? Them: ma'am? ......... MA'AM!!! Then she popped up and was like .... I NEED A TRANSPLANT WHEN I LOSE 45 LBS. So I was like .... okay are you working on the weight loss or have you lost the 45 lbs them: uh ... okay .... then

my kindred spirits

Disagree on the nails part .... Dirty nails make me uncomfortable also when they're long and curve over ... in addition to being dirty

Are you soft though? As someone that slathers myself in vaseline and scented lotions nightly .... this doesn't compute I also put on lotion every time I wash my hands. I have lotion everywhere, my desk, my car, my purse .... everywhere ............................................... I dont know how to make my question sounds less creepy .... your skin .... is soft yes?

I've been drinking coffee all day where are my poops?

Not even after you wash your hands??!

What? You dont wear lotion in the Spring?

So ... why did I waste my time making a referral for an organ transplant for this patient to waltz their ass up to the consultation and tell these people they are not getting a covid vaccine because its killing people ..... okay bruh ... I guess you dont want the new organ then.

I'm out of fake smiles today .... its not even 9:30